r/interestingasfuck • u/Pepper_Kalaki • 16d ago

/r/all Why yo my dino nuggets spinning?

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u/mango186282 16d ago

Because air fryers are tornado convection ovens.

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u/God_of_Fun 16d ago

Yes, my guess is the fan is above this nugget. Or the steam escaping thing, idk I'm not a nuggetologist

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u/pepper_plant 16d ago

We're deputizing you as a nuggetologist. Heres your badge and your gun

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u/Good_Boye_Scientist 16d ago

The gun only shoots nuggets I'm afraid.

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 16d ago

I'm afraid.

I'm not. Light me up yall

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u/videogamePGMER 15d ago

IN THE FAAAAACE!!!

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u/Farren246 15d ago

Oops! Wrong gun again. That's the third time this week! We're running out of people to deputise!

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Ok but what does the gun shoot the nuggets with? Buckshot? Slugs? Pellets??

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

BBQ sauce, of course.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Sorry, I’m American. Can you say that in terms of firearms?

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

Okay, so think of a Super Soaker H20ps with a reinforced air chamber and barrel for additional pressure to accommodate the increased viscosity of using BBQ sauce as ammo instead of water. I recommend Memphis style for the reduced recoil. While Eastern NC has further reduced recoil, it is prone to jamming.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Mm that sounds good. I’ll have that.

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u/throwaway3402385 15d ago

It's buckshot made of edible paintball style pellets of bbq sauce. Delicious.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Non lethal ammunition that becomes lethal if you take to many of them to the guy, got it.

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u/NthBlueBaboon 16d ago

That gun is going right in my mouth for sure

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u/EyeCatchingUserID 15d ago

Didn't you hear them? It only shoots nuggets. Unless you have a nugget in your mouth the gun won't even fire, and I doubt a nugget will stop a bullet so this plan is all around terrible.

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u/NthBlueBaboon 15d ago

It'll all work out ;)

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

It won’t hurt you it only shoots nuggets.

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u/NthBlueBaboon 15d ago

The way I am..it's gonna hurt my weight loss goals for sure

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

No like it shoots bullets but only can fire at nuggets

Although…would you say you’re curvy like a chicken nugget?

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u/asphid_jackal 15d ago

Most Millenial reply ever

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u/lilhayseed 15d ago

Oh no no they are lethal but they are nuggets, there is a safety training

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u/NthBlueBaboon 15d ago

Anything works for me. As long as I'm getting fed, I'm in

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u/reddot_comic 16d ago

Best desk pop ever

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u/annuidhir 15d ago

Wait, you've never done a desk pop? Everybody's done a desk pop!

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u/Moory1023 16d ago

Aim for the mouth

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u/Vilanu 15d ago

A nugget shooting gun is certainly something to be afraid of.

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u/TricellCEO 15d ago

It’s great for keeping kids away. Shoot a nugget at them, they’ll be too busy chewing to come after you.

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

... when you realize that "nuggets" is only two letters from making that a far worse sentence.

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u/Cloudsbursting 15d ago

It’s everything I’ve ever wanted.

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u/Traditional_Expert84 15d ago

The badge is also edible. For emergency use only. No replacements for the badge.

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u/DoringItBetterNow 15d ago

Mine only shoots ketchup!

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u/Irishpanda1971 15d ago

-dramatically racks the slide-

That's all I need.

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u/ToasterBathTester 15d ago

That’s foodist

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u/EverythingSucksBro 15d ago

So like, is it a gun that shoots out nuggets as bullets or is it a gun that only works if you shoot it at nuggets?

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u/hybridglitch04 15d ago

Omg I can see the news reports now "a small town shattered today as a mad man storms into an elementary school and guns down innocent children with his legally purchased assault nuggie rifle. The children's dinner appetites are now spoiled"

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u/Oraxy51 15d ago

Dally raised the gun, and I thought: You blasted fool. They don’t know you’re only bluffing. And even as the policemen’s guns spit fire into the night I knew that was what Dally wanted. He was jerked half around by the impact of the bullets, then slowly crumpled with a look of grim triumph on his face. He was dead before he hit the ground. But I knew that was what he wanted, even as the lot echoed with the cracks of shots, even as I begged silently—Please, not him . . . not him and Johnny both—I knew he would be dead, because Dally Winston wanted to be dead and he always got what he wanted.

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u/relic1882 15d ago

I'd love a gun that shoots nuggets.

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u/Rapture1119 15d ago

Why would you want to shoot a nugget? Can’t eat something with lead in it.

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u/P_Duggy 15d ago

Tragic. Do you happen to have one that only shoots honey mustard?

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u/Id_Rather_Beach 15d ago

what about the condiments?

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

It shoots nuggets, like, that's its ammo? or it can only shoot nuggets, meaning if you aren't made of pink chicken goo you'll be unharmed?

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u/ncsuga 15d ago

Shoots nuggets for bullets or is only effective in shooting at nuggets?