r/interestingasfuck 2d ago

/r/all, /r/popular A photo of the 1.5 million ballons released during Cleveland Balloonfest in 1986

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u/Knatem 2d ago

Is this why there are microplastics in my balls?

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder 2d ago

Partially, yes. Truth be told, we are attacking your balls from multiple fronts.

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 1d ago

And just your balls, to be clear. They know what they did.

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u/10010101110011011010 1d ago

That's a myth. It's his left ball who did those unspeakable things. His right ball has led a virtuous life, and is completely blameless.

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u/Bulbafette 1d ago

Ballateral damage.

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u/ArizonaBaySwimTeam 1d ago

I laughed too hard at this, thanks 😂

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u/otter_boom 1d ago

Typical of the right to blame the left. SMH.

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u/Oropher1991 1d ago

It's all in the perspective. Do I blame his right ball or the ball on the right when I stand in front of him?

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u/613663141 1d ago

It doesn't work like that. Each ball controls half the brain.

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u/ChadleyChad-837 1d ago

Microplastics rain on the just and unjust nuts.

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u/Evil-Bosse 1d ago

It is kind of weird how all global microplastics decided to chase one guys balls, but I am no microplasticscienceman

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 1d ago

Yeah, fuck this guy's balls

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder 1d ago

I'm not up for it, but my wife may be.

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u/krawinoff 1d ago

Can I join one of the fronts I want a go at this guy’s balls

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u/earthblister 1d ago

Multiple fronts and some behinds.

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u/scornedcabbage 1d ago

In all seriousness the main reason there are probably microplastics in your balls is because people are constantly driving around creating tire wear microplastics.

If you were to shred these balloons into microplastics they wouldn't even be a blip.

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u/spookysleepyskeleton 1d ago

I’m willing to bet this specific incident is responsible for at least one microplastic per person

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u/FormallD 1d ago

No, those balloons are rubber not plastic. You probably swallow a ton of microplastics when you chew gum.

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u/DPSOnly 1d ago

Important thing to say is that a significant chunk of the plastic in the Pacific Garbage Patch is fishing nets that are just dumped when they break instead of disposed on land. Nobody is there to watch them and it causes major problems.

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u/ZimaGotchi 2d ago

Then for a finale they released ten million six pack rings into the Cuyahoga to spread magnificently throughout Lake Erie

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u/Liggidy 2d ago

Sounds like the Mr Burns Omni-Net

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u/ruinssss 2d ago

It sweeps the sea clean!

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u/enteimologist 2d ago

Ooh a spoonful of slurry will cure what ails ya!

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u/ruinssss 2d ago

It's a top-notch engine coolant!

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u/Shoelesshobos 1d ago

I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!

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u/Strange-Idea7819 2d ago

That’s the least harmful thing Cleveland has put in the Cuyahoga!

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u/kcinlive 2d ago

I still find it amazing and horrifying that at one time the river was literally on fire!

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u/Mosox42 2d ago

Even more amazing is the way that river and lake has completely turned around. People kayak and fish on the river, lake is thriving, and more work is being done every year to improve it even more.

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u/Eatingfarts 1d ago

I was going to say, the Cuyahoga River is textbook ‘how to clean up a watershed’. The whole area is beautiful considering it was an industrial wasteland not that long ago.

It’s why we have the EPA! Or did I guess…

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u/zamfire 1d ago

Question about that. What about the riverbed? Sure the water is cleaner but all those pollutants don't just vanish right? What if you stirred up the mud under the water, would it stir pollution too?

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u/fortunate-soul 2d ago

I remember when Erie was notably disgusting and not a good place to go to the beach or anything. I’m shocked at how much better it’s gotten

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u/iunoyou 1d ago

Just one small blessing of all of the heavy industry along the rust belt dying I guess

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u/RandomHamm 1d ago

not just once, either. the Cuyahoga has caught fire 13 times

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u/Get_Your_Kicks 1d ago

The wiki says “at least 14 times”. Which implies it’s caught fire a few more times and people didn’t think to even make a note of it.

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u/ordinaryhorse 2d ago

But it’s totally safe to throw a lit match into the Cuyahoga these days!

—Tourism Cleveland

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u/WaltMitty 2d ago

They won't make it to Lake Erie if they catch on fire first.

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u/Thelurkingsamurai 2d ago

Lake Erie knows a thing or two about being on fire.

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u/xbiggio7x 2d ago

Only to be outdone by the encore that released 100 million plastic straws that formed the image of a giant turtle while in free fall

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u/oscar-the-bud 2d ago

I still catch them when I’m fishing.

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u/Illustrious-Yak5455 1d ago

You joke but I've been cleaning up trash on my ontario side lake Erie beach for 20 years and there's always more trash every storm

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u/i_voted_for_anarchy 2d ago

I heard those fucking turtles had it coming. Walking around like their shit don’t stink.

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u/WrongAgain-Bitch 2d ago

No one hates the environment like Cleveland

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u/elizylophone 2d ago

YES thank you exactly what I was thinking

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u/catonkybord 1d ago

Not only that. Two people died because of that. Their fisher boat sank, and the coast guard couldn't make them out between all the balloons.

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

what a strange reason to die

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u/joshg8 1d ago

Technically, they died because their boat sank - they weren’t able to be rescued due to the balloons.

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u/Sargentrock 1d ago

I mean super-technically they died from trying to breathe water.

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u/AvailableReason6278 1d ago

Super super technically, they died because oxygen wasn't reaching they're brains anymore

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u/Nematode_wrangler 1d ago

Super duper technically, that's how everybody dies.

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u/teamfupa 1d ago

Pretty sure Kurt Cobain’s brain died from getting too much oxygen

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u/nwayve 1d ago

You know damn well that there was someone there telling the coordinators that this was a bad idea, and they were probably like, "Shut up nerd!"

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u/sheepsix 1d ago

"Oh my God, they're turkeys!"

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u/savedbythebelljar 1d ago

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

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u/MolecularConcepts 1d ago

they can fly. not very far, high, long, or well but they can fly. the roost in trees.

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u/TechnicalThanks1975 1d ago

Literally the only thing I remember from that show 🤣

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u/DetectiveFront2638 1d ago

That’s actually kinda what happened! It caused an environmental disaster

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u/Thrilling1031 1d ago

And kept helicopters grounded during a search by the coast guard.

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u/Holli303 1d ago

Yeah a couple of fishermen went missing and died 😣 Baloonfest was a really, REALLY bad move.

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u/andocromn 1d ago

This is pretty much what happened, everyone said never again and now you're not allowed to do this anymore. I don't remember the specifics of the law, but I remember this event was the catalyst.

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u/Brilorodion 1d ago

It's one of those things where everyone with half a braincell immediately knows it's a terrible idea, but some morons still have to try it.

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u/earmares 1d ago

Never again, but I'm sure thousands of latex balloons are still added to our garbage system every day.

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u/SuperMassiveCookie 1d ago

We have to start taking more seriously crimes against the environment. Personally, I think every company should be responsible for removing whatever trash their whole business might generate. Be it by creating products that can be fully recyclable, adopting refill and zero waste policies, avoiding marketing campaigns that produce trash.... or be heavily fined. In the end, it will be a public cost to fix the damages.

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u/barontaint 1d ago

We got Captain Planet in the 90's and growing up us kids were all about recycling and planting trees, the whole nine yards. Then later we grew up and learned it was all a corporation lie to pass the blame to us the consumer instead of the producer. Most of that recycling just got shipped somewhere else to get burned up or stayed here and we just buried it in landfills.

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u/Crossedkiller 1d ago

Nah they'll continue passing on the blame on to the general population for spending one extra minute in the shower and using plastic straws.

And people will continue falling for it

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u/an_afro 1d ago

This. I work in a small shop but the amount of plastic we go through in a day is just sickening. One machine gets these little ceramic tiles on it, roughly 3000 1x1 tiles, and each one comes in its own little plastic package

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u/i_give_you_gum 1d ago

The amount of plastic food packaging I used to deliver to some coffee shops is kinda mind-blowing when you think about it.

Huge box after box filled with plastic cups, lids, and straws... I used to imagine that instead of dropping them off at the coffee shops, I could just drive them straight to the landfill.

Week after week, month after month, a never ending stream of plastic waste layering this planet's geologic record.

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u/an_afro 1d ago

Same when i was working at a work camp, 3000 workers, each one taking about 6-7 single use containers per day. It’s sickening

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u/greasy_adventurer 1d ago

But its our fault for not using paper straws!!!

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u/LocalTopiarist 1d ago

Notice how they call the people who hold your ideals and take action on it, eco-terrorists? Its not the majour corporations causing the problems that are terrorists, its the lone activists that are the heinous criminals.

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u/SuperMassiveCookie 1d ago

God forbid someone suggests our money hoarding guls might not be taking the best decisions for our society. /s

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u/peelen 1d ago

It looked like that: video with time stamp at 5:080, and they were trying to find people in this waters.

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u/Rahmulous 2d ago

Is this a live stream of the Cuyahoga?

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u/Gisbrekttheliontamer 1d ago

Hey! It has been years since the river last caught fire!

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u/FatalisCogitationis 1d ago

A truly tremendous waste of resources and a crime against the planet :(

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u/Jeff_Boiardi 1d ago

Thank you! All of these comment talking about the debris from the balloons themselves (which I'm not downplaying, this is a crime against nature), but helium is a very important, non-renewable resource. When these balloons pop, the helium will float up to the top of the atmosphere and get skimmed away by solar wind. We use helium for MRIs, asthma treatments, NMR machines, semiconductors, the list goes on. Much more important stuff than watching a ball float...

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u/S_A_N_D_ 1d ago

but helium is a very important, non-renewable resource.

That wasn't really a well known concern 40 years ago so you can't really fault the organizers for not factoring it in.

The pollution on the other hand was easily foreseeable.

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u/sandiercy 2d ago edited 2d ago

How to wreak havoc on the local environment.

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u/iiTool 2d ago

And cost the lives of two fishermen

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u/thefroglover 2d ago

The coast guard have stated the death of the fishermen has nothing to do with the balloonfest!

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u/GoodZealousideal5922 2d ago

Yeah but they could have been found if the Coast Guard didn’t have to look between a shitload of balloons in the sea to find them.

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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take 2d ago

I'm sure the coast guard released a statement trying to save face, but simply put a rescue operation was absolutely kneecaped by this stunt

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u/midsizedopossum 1d ago

Surely if they wanted to save face, they'd blame it on the balloons? This comment doesn't make any sense.

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u/Remote-Lingonberry71 1d ago

the coast guard is a government agency, the government released the balloons. 'they would have drowned no matter what' absolves everyone of responsibility.

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

Sounds like big balloon had a hand in this

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u/XxBCMxX21 1d ago

Some may say, there were strings attached

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u/GreenBomardier 2d ago

They make the fisherman's clothing bright and colorful so they're easy to see at least! /s

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u/askmewhyihateyou 1d ago

They were dead before the incident. The podcast “you’re wrong about” did a great episode on this incident

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u/kakapoopoopeepeeshir 2d ago

The balloons may have not directly caused their deaths but they certainly prevented the Coast Guard from finding/rescuing them because all of the balloons in the water made it impossible to see if a person was there

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u/hayguccifrawg 1d ago

There has been investigation to show they would not have been saved. The podcast You’re Wrong About tackles balloon fest and I recommend it.

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u/bagofpork 2d ago edited 2d ago

wreck havoc

wreak* havoc

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u/Smart-Dream6500 2d ago

And let slip the logs of war

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u/BunsAndGutter 2d ago

I may adapt this to my new favorite way of describing taking a dump....

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder 2d ago

hogs of war

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u/red18wrx 2d ago

Whatever farm animal of war!

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u/Hita-san-chan 2d ago

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana!

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u/hotsliceofjesus 2d ago

*pogs of war

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u/HedenPK 2d ago

For all intensive porpoises

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u/i_voted_for_anarchy 2d ago edited 2d ago

It was the 80s man. No one gave a shit.

I heard those fucking turtles had it coming anyways.

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u/I_am_up_to_something 2d ago

Nah people did but they were just condescendingly called hippies

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u/herehaveanother1 2d ago

Oh so like today

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u/bjornironthumbs 2d ago

Called a wokey or libtard now but its the same sentiment

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u/spankr 2d ago

Local AND global - those things can travel 1,000s of miles

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u/smt503 2d ago

I prefer my local ecological disasters to have an air of whimsy

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u/ThaddeusJP 1d ago

How about our River fire: https://www.alleghenyfront.org/how-a-burning-river-helped-create-the-clean-water-act/

Fun fact - it helped create the EPA! You're welcome, America.

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u/gruesomeflowers 1d ago

its almost a beautiful as the tablespoon of microplastics in my brain

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u/Bonstantine 1d ago

Where did they think they would go and be “harmless”? Just further away so it was someone else’s problem?

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u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 1d ago

Typically, a helium-filled latex balloon that is released outdoors will stay aloft long enough to be almost fully deflated before it descends to Earth. However, the Balloonfest balloons collided with a front of cool air and rain, which caused them to drop towards the ground while still inflated. The descending balloons clogged the land and waterways of Northeast Ohio. In the days following the event, many balloons were reported washed ashore on the Canadian side of Lake Erie, causing water pollution. Some people had misconceptions about the environmental impact of balloon releases, thinking that "the balloons would reach an altitude where they popped and disintegrated

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u/Bonstantine 1d ago

Right, but they would still drop back to earth and leave a bunch of plastic everywhere. It was definitely made worse by them not deflating but it seems like the original plan is still far from “harmless”

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u/GoldenEmuWarrior 1d ago

I don’t know how old you are, so sorry if this is something you already knew, but back in the 80s when I was a kid, recycling was new, and the idea that plastics were as bad as they are was largely nonexistent. Heck, we used to do an annual balloon launch at my school.

We would fill out a card with our name, our school’s name, and our school’s address (imagine the safety concerns about this now!), tie the card to the balloon, then we’d go to the playground and launch them. The idea was someone would find the balloon, and mail the card back, so we could see how far the balloons went. I grew up in Western Michigan and I know we got more than a few back from Quebec.

So long story short, most people did think this was relatively harmless, back in the day.

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u/champagneformyrealfr 1d ago

yeah, i remember in 2nd grade we released 100 balloons for the 100th day of school. it was all pretty and we were so excited. then like two weeks later, the animal magazine we got for that month was all about how balloons and plastics can get in the ocean and kill our marine friends and we all cried.

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u/SteelWheel_8609 1d ago

Genuinely hilarious story. Sorry that happened lol. 

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u/lifelite 1d ago

I recall environmental movements advocating for people to move toward plastic grocery bags instead of paper bags in the 90s to save the trees, and other similar things.

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u/Such_Cupcake_7390 1d ago

My favorite thing when talking about pre-internet arguments is that people just believed the loudest person. "Breakfast burritos are a net loss because tortillas take too much heat to cook" or whatever BS was being argued. There wasn't a great way to just check so people believed whatever.

Then the internet came along and people still just believe whatever the fuck.

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u/RecoveringGachaholic 1d ago

If the balloons were made from latex as stated in the wiki then there are no microplastics. Latex is biodegradeable, luckily. However there'd still be chemicals from coloring etc in there.

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u/IotaBTC 1d ago

To put together what the other two have said. The latex was supposed to be more environmentally friendly, though it still breaks down into microparticles. Even then though, micro plastics was pretty much unknown to the wider community at the time. Ideally, the balloons all went up and the large majority nearly completely deflated in an expected area. Still pretty irresponsible to think that being at such the will of weather and nature that they weren't prepared for worse conditions.

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u/Moonpenny 1d ago

Some people had misconceptions about the environmental impact of balloon releases, thinking that "the balloons would reach an altitude where they popped and disintegrated

But even if they "disintegrated" they'd still spread microplastics across the land. Did they figure the plastics just ceased to exist, somehow?

Eesh.

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u/JimboTCB 1d ago

It was the 80s, we'd only just gotten people used to the concept that throwing your trash straight into nature wasn't great, and microplastics weren't even a thing people knew of, much less cared about.

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u/illit1 1d ago

Did they figure the plastics just ceased to exist, somehow?

yes. i don't think it's been until sometime in the last 10-15 years that a majority of people have come around to believing that our actions actually can have lasting impacts on the planet as a whole.

it used to be super common for people to just flick their cigarette butts out onto the street. i'm not bringing this up because cigarette butts were some kind of ecological disaster, but because it's a microcosm of the attitude(s) that got us into so much trouble. they didn't just drop the butts at their feet, they flicked them a few feet away. why? because if it isn't near them it isn't their problem.

1.5 million helium balloon scraps would be a problem in downtown cleveland. but spread across the state? neighboring states? ehhh. who would even notice, right?

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u/RecoveringGachaholic 1d ago

If the balloons were made from latex as stated in the wiki then there are no microplastics. Latex is biodegradeable, luckily. However there'd still be chemicals from coloring etc in there.

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u/Sufficient-Count8288 1d ago

Yes. “Out of sight, out of mind” is a very real thing for most people. Just look at our current society. Landfills, islands of garbage in the ocean, homelessness, etc. Humans love to practice cognitive dissonance for their own comfort. 

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u/octopoddle 1d ago

Probably thought they'd fly off to the one place not corrupted by capitalism.

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u/OhioIsRed 2d ago

Nice thank you I was wondering what the skyline looked like compared to what it looks like nowadays. Quite the change.

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u/atticthump 2d ago

honestly looks pretty incredible despite how ill advised it was

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u/Expendo123 2d ago

These pictures are amazing, i am stunned

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u/gameshot911 1d ago

How do you always find these high-res versions of the photos? Just strong google-fu?

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u/Martian9576 2d ago

Good, fuck those idiots.

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u/rpdfks 2d ago

Funny, i just finished a podcast about the disaster. Would recommend to search for the picture of the lake too and think of the 2 fishermen who went missing. It was impossible to find them cause u couldn't differentiate between a life west and a red Ballon

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u/Lilly_1337 2d ago

Apparently the autopsy showed that the two men had already died the night before:

https://youtu.be/MIM-pJP5A0o?si=vq-VNEztOf8o5XmI&t=1373

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u/wolfej4 1d ago

The Plain Dealer, the largest newspaper in the area, did a few stories for anniversaries, like the 25th anniversary -

Environmentalists complained the balloons were pollutants; the Coast Guard, searching for a lost boater in Lake Erie, complained that balloons landing in the water hindered their search; and a Geauga County woman complained that balloons landing on her property spooked her prized Arabian horses.

They said that sometime around 2018, the narrative changed and it became known as a "disaster" or "tragedy" and they attribute it to a video The Atlantic posted. https://youtu.be/n0CT8zrw6lw

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2023/06/where-truth-ends-and-fake-news-begins-on-clevelands-1986-balloonfest-letter-from-the-editor.html

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u/Aronys 2d ago

Kinda looks like an orange King Kong like thing climbing that tower.

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u/Stolemyname2 2d ago

First comment I see that noticed this. Noice.

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u/donglover2020 1d ago

really looked like a ginger king kong in the thumbnail

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 2d ago

That would be very expensive to do in 2025, with the cost of buying balloons these days, mainly due to rising inflation..

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u/Consistent-Leek4986 2d ago

haha, cheeky!👍🏻

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 2d ago

You’ve really let yourself down with that one bro. I’m not angry, just a bit deflated by it all.

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u/Gustomaximus 2d ago

Don't stress it, what he says is mostly hot air.

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 2d ago

You’ve just been bursting to say that, haven’t you? 😂

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u/uppsala1234 2d ago

BOOOOOOOOO loon

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u/ktrainer 2d ago

This reminds me of the Turkey Drop incident of 1978 in Cincinnati.

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u/DasHounds 1d ago

No, something just came out of the back of the helicopter.

It's a... A dark object. Uh...

Perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only 2,000 feet into the air.

There's a second and a third.

There's no parachutes yet.

Those can't be skydivers.

I can't tell just yet what they are, but...

Oh, my god! They're turkeys!

Oh, no! Johnny, can you get this?

Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes!

One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Johnny, this is terrible.

The crowd is running around pushing each other. Oh, my goodness!

Oh, the humanity!

All the people are running about.

The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement.

Honestly, folks, i... I don't know how much longer...

The crowd is running for their lives.

I think I'm going to step inside.

I can't stay out here and watch this any longer.

No, I can't go in there.

Children are searching for their mothers, and...

Oh, not since the hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this.

I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, johnny.

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u/Follower_OfChrist 2d ago

“As God is my witness,I thought turkeys could fly”

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u/Caltrano 2d ago

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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u/ReallyFineWhine 2d ago

At least those will decompose.

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u/rick1983 2d ago

Why why why.. just why? Where do people think the plastic will go? Sometimes it’s just obvious we’re a stupid primate species

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u/kjs_23 2d ago

Good point, but I think it is only in the last few years that people have been questioning things like this. I was a teenager in 1986 and about the only thing recycled was glass bottles. I recently watched a documentary which spoke about wireless earbuds and how the charger is a sealed unit with a battery that can't be changed so the only EOL possibility is landfill. This absolutely had never even occurred to me. Sometimes you need to be told the bleeding obvious.

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u/Wallstar95 2d ago

People were definitely questioning this in 1986.

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u/emeraldeyesshine 2d ago

You couldn't throw a rock in the 90s without hitting some eco message too

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u/NamingThingsSucks 1d ago

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle was everywhere in early 90s. And you were supposed to start with reduce and end with recycle.

Recycle was more of a last resort, now it feels like an excuse to waste.

Or maybe I just had a teacher that was particularly insistent and assumed that everyone got the same!

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u/PatiHubi 2d ago

There are alternatives though, Fairphone is doing a great job in minimizing waste. I have the Fairbuds and the bigger Fairbuds XL and am very happy with them, especially since I know a degrading battery won't mean I have to buy a new set. https://shop.fairphone.com/fairbuds

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u/montrealcowboyx 2d ago

Cool concept, 9x the price of what I got my earbuds for, tho. Ouch.

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 2d ago

You made me think these were gonna be prohibitively expensive. They're $162.

Sure beats spending $40 every year or so replacing shitty skull candy buds or whatever.

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u/WhyNotSendIt 2d ago

YSK: You can take the batteries out of Sony earbuds and even replace them instead of you know, buying new headphones

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u/GreenBomardier 2d ago

Because Cleveland wanted to put itself on the map for something. Then Cleveland took a good, hard look at Cleveland and had some honest conversations about the capabilities of Cleveland.

So they landed on releasing a lot of balloons because they honestly had nothing else.

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u/turkeypants 2d ago

🎶 Come and look at both of our buildings

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u/tractiontiresadvised 1d ago

🎶 Under construction since 1868

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u/cornflakegrl 2d ago

We didn’t have object permanence in the 80’s.

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u/lynxerious 2d ago

generations from now, people gonna ask the same thing about our generation, like social media propaganda or the over consumer production of useless things, which is more severe than some balloon that got released once.

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u/oozekip 2d ago

They were latex balloons, so it's rubber not plastic, and should break down relatively quickly. Still a really stupid idea and could've/did cause a lot of damage, but it wasn't the long term ecological disaster some people are making it out to be.

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u/BreakfastBeerz 2d ago

They weren't made of plastic. They were made of latex rubber which is fully biodegradable.

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u/Kovdark 2d ago

They are just balloons, surely nothing bad came of that :)

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u/LCranstonKnows 2d ago

Everybody loves balloons!

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u/99980 2d ago

inhales 99 LUFTBALLONS...

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u/Atharaphelun 2d ago

Neunundneunzigtausendneunhundertneunundneunzig is not as catchy.

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u/mcvoid1 2d ago

99,999 is off by an order of magnitude, anyway.

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u/CassianCasius 2d ago

Same are we the only ones that saw it!

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u/Promiscuous__Peach 1d ago

WHY DID NO ONE ELSE SAY THIS?

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u/Prestigious-Sea2523 2d ago

It baffled me that absolutely no one, like no one, during the whole planning process or procurement of the balloons.... Just went, yeah this would probably look cool but isn't it a bad idea?

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u/GetsGold 2d ago

I'm sure some people did and were just mocked or dismissed the same way those opposing all the stupid things we do now are treated.

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u/Riff_Wizzard 2d ago

Thought it was Warsaw for a second

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u/SharcyMekanic 2d ago

So that was an environmental disaster

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u/shnitzle8989 2d ago

Was the entire city built by one builder. Every building looks the same.

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u/slalrlalh 2d ago

I mean pretty much, all of this was commissioned by the Van Sweringen brothers in the 1920s (other than the buildings to the very far left), who were billionaires even at the time, when Cleveland was extremely wealthy. Believe it or not the Terminal Tower was at one point the second tallest building in the world hah. Cleveland has a lot more varying architecture now in sky scrapers. We also condemn balloonfest 😬

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u/Public-League-8899 1d ago

Dope buildings. Love this picture of the skyline, Gotham City feel.

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u/Fukthisite 2d ago

Was about to say the same thing, looks like the same company/architects designed all the buildings. 

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u/DylanSemrau 2d ago

most of the image is taken up by Tower City which is a pretty sizable complex of buildings that all have the same build style

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u/Doyoueverjustlikeugh 1d ago

I know it's bad but this looks like the coolest thing ever

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u/hwyl1066 2d ago

God, all that pollution...

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u/Helygar 2d ago

When is the carbatteryfest? Can't wait for them to release 1 million car batteries into the ocean. ♥️

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u/dbd1988 1d ago

I mean seriously, how did they not think ahead on this one?

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u/ms_panelopi 2d ago

Yay. Future microplastics

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u/cutedadbutts 2d ago

This is why we have to wash our food containers now

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u/AnnihilAnt 2d ago

Fantastic The Dollop Podcast episode about this The Dollop - Balloonfest

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u/CC19_13-07 1d ago

Didn't those ballons fall into the river/lake in the end which caused sailors to drown because their ship sank and SAR teams couldn't spot their lifejackets in all the ballon trash?

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u/hmw30 1d ago

Yay, pollution

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u/fat_569 2d ago

thought it was a tree 🤣

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 1d ago

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

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u/zair58 1d ago

Chill out everyone! I've seen the actual footage of this- they all end up in Paradise Falls in South America. In fact the guy whose house is tied to the balloons ends up saving a rare bird!

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u/Big_Presentation1503 1d ago

That's good for the earth. Birds and fish love eating balloons. /s