r/jakeandamir • u/Wild_Degree_2098 • 11d ago

Stop noticing the vest!

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86 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/GrosPigeon I only care about one thing; pussy, money and cash. 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm threatening to blow up Gotham and all you can focus on is my cool vest!

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u/nihlus-krane it has full frontal. it has full backal. 11d ago

I didn't say it was cool

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u/codypoop3 11d ago

Stylish, whatever

10

u/Soulless--Plague 10d ago

I definitely didn’t call it stylish

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u/thelaughingmanghost 10d ago

Well it doesn't matter because it's coming off!

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u/-RichardCranium- 10d ago

If you pull that off, will you die?

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u/Wild_Degree_2098 10d ago

No, I'll just get with girls.

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u/AgileMC 11d ago

I can’t not notice the vest okay? It’s weird that you’re wearing a vest!

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u/ChiefMcGruder 11d ago

Bane had nothing else to wear. He was doing laundry that day.

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u/Lavaswimmer Howdy 11d ago

Laundry day, HEAEH

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u/kimapesan 11d ago

Will it protect my wallet from getting sliced?

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u/Soulless--Plague 10d ago

Someone ganked it!!

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u/ThePumpkingLord1 11d ago

Just let me take off my studded utility belt first. I’m only wearing it because it’s laundry day.

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u/Wild_Degree_2098 10d ago

Oh no... My custom B-man utility belt won't be ready til LATE this afternoon....

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u/Soulless--Plague 10d ago

You’re already wearing one

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u/Wild_Degree_2098 10d ago

YEAH YOU NEED TWO! Or was Bruce Wayne at the Gotham City Charity Gala sponsored by Wayne Industries NOT stylin?

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u/Lavaswimmer Howdy 10d ago

...So you have two!

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u/Soulless--Plague 10d ago

Bad vest

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u/Wild_Degree_2098 10d ago

Bad vest? Nah...bad you~!

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u/XhazakXhazak 10d ago

Don't eat my vest! Do not eat my vest! I'm serious, man, don't eat my friggin vest!

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u/SylvieXX it's Leron-a, like you're confused 10d ago

Why don't you put the vest to sleep. Keep Catwoman alive.