Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/infj1013]

It mite be a gud tim for extorch— extawrt— DEMAND STUFF TIM!!! U can weesel yur wai into hur lapz, and asks for petz, and rub on leggies and faice, and insists on CUDDLEZ! Make shur yoo don’t leab hur alonez. Yoo can probablee settl dis without habing to getz a cattorney. Just demand wat is yurzz!!!!!