Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/butterfly-garden]

Did you do da headbutts? How about da biscuits? Healing purrs? Licklicklick? Maybe you needs to kill a mousie and gib it to her. Hoomans wub gifties.

Also William da Tuxie