Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/1quincytoo]

Dis is pawibble…..but Meowmy needs your best cuddles, head butts, biscuits and maybe a nice raw mousie to help her feel better…no kneads to soooo……she will reward you with lickly tubes of goodness, num nums and eber thing you paw serves