r/legalcatadvice • u/Chemical_Sir1852 • 2d ago
Pawyer needed Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !
Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!
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u/squirrelcat88 Squid- Fuzzbucket and wobbly boy 2d ago
I help my hoomans. I know they be like headbutts and purring so I be sure to do this at 4 am. I also be put my glorious borthole in their face at that time.
It help my hoomans as they be get to pet me and hear purring!
Squirrel the CAT