r/legalcatadvice • u/Chemical_Sir1852 • 2d ago
Pawyer needed Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !
Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!
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u/FirebirdWriter Pawyer 2d ago
I do a tuck Meowmy in an forcefully lay. Dis mean you throw self into chest and face. Should make Dem grunt. Dey move? Dey get big paw to de face. Dey talk? Paw to de mouth.
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