Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/Cats-are-lovely]

Hi new fren Darla. We isz da ICBGC cuddle crew. We sayz cuddles and healing purrs. It isz eben betterer when a heated blankie isz involveded.

MnM

(Da heated blankie isz YOURS, do no let themz belieb youz othurwise!)