r/legalcatadvice • u/Chemical_Sir1852 • 2d ago
Pawyer needed Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !
Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!
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u/Accomplished-Art8681 Queen Perseis, Justhiss Lieg Member 2d ago
Mewz Meowmy did a big sad when I had big advenshur outside for three billion furebers! She cry, and I ebenshully came back so she no do sads. Iz not okay fur hoomans to do too many sads and get leaky face, dey will break more fastly an maybe eben furgets to feeds or pets you! No gud.
I kno lots ob cats here suggest cuddles and purrs, but my Meowmy seems to just fine if I sit next to her for a couple of naps. I also like to walk up to her ear when she in my big bed and I do screms so she wake up and kno I still here so she no gets lonely. I tink dis is best plan.
Okay, I do gibes some purrs, but only a few!