Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/Vast-Specialist546]

We are professionals pawyers. With years of expirience in pewing dogs and hoomans we can pee everybody. Id suggest you attack them feet in night. They do very funny noise and can’t do anything cause you are protected by paw😎