Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/One_Advantage793]

I Smuffi the wildcat fink you kneads do two kine crimez ta holp yer meowmy nowt be sads!

Furrst! Do dis hostage crimez an holt down de meowmy so she canna move! While you there, do some biscuits an lotsalotsa purrs - espeshullee de healin purrs. Do de needs in the soff titty area; dis bessst cauz soff soff a corse pkusplus awso bessst cauz if youse on top de chessst area she canna sits up an try do a move. The healin purrs is jess eggstra holp furr de meowmy cauz dey healin eben if her hes broked hart! Furry gud furr healin whatevs med her sads.

Segund! Do a kyoot lak you shows in pickture! How dis crimez you sez an I Smuffi the wildcat did tole ya! Youse do dis rite in front her eatch tym she try walks! Dis holps tew wayz: It mek her smile whitch holps remyove de sads. An it meks her awso reconize how wunnerful you iz an wants ta sits back down ta mek laps fer you ta sits on an commenct nyew hostage maneuoovor agin! Wiff lotsalotsa healin purrs ta fix hart so she not have sads more!

Dis da bessst crimez an holps her notisss how wunnerfyll you iz an den she ack rite an gib more skritches (whitch meks moah purrs!) an eben licky treets!

An! If awl else fail, den you tole yer meowmy you soos whatevah med her sads! Espeshull if wuz a persun med her sads! You kin awso bapbapbap an bitebitebite de persun wat med her sads!

Dis da way!

Smuffi the wildcat