Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/cant_think_of_one_]

Best crimez to do on sad humanz is da hostage takings ones, as offer wise catses has said. Also doe, big opportunity to do da weird crimes, cos dey just laff and not try to soo or be mean bout it. Mai favourite is to do a catch of da memotconcontrol fur da television, and den do a hides. Can also do a burrow in da laundry, or do catches on da humans fings and den bring dem back in eggstange for treats. I liked to bring da humans mai socks dat I sometimes let dem wear (cos I not like to wear fings), or de stuffed animals from my bed rooms dat dey sleep in. I spects chimkin in eggstange fur dese nice presents.