r/lies • u/KarlKlngOfDucks • 2d ago

First time bowling and I got kicked out... AITA?

https://i.imgur.com/vY4RyI7.jpeg
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u/Leafeon523 2d ago

NTA, they don’t have the balls to deal with you.

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u/WondererOfficial 2d ago

Brilliant

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u/Ok_Relation6627 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

/ul forgot the /ul

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u/Striking-Pomelo-9840 SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 2d ago

He forgot it /ul he didnt

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Leafeon523 2d ago

Did I strike out on this one?

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u/Bubbles_the_bird 2d ago

Stop with the bowling pins already!

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u/TheMightyCantalope Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 2d ago

Nah I was trynna say your funny but people disgreed

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u/Own-Royal103 2d ago

That’s what I would’ve did

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u/Lung-Salad Law abiding redditor 2d ago

NTA: I was at that same alley last week. Their instructions were very unclear. It’s their fault

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u/Canyobeatit Law abiding redditor 2d ago

Yeah I was there and they told me to 'kys'

Like what does that even mean?🤬🤬🤬

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u/K0ra_B 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 2d ago

They were asking for a key to get in.

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u/Enter-User-Here 2d ago

Yeah their "e" key broke that day, very shameful

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u/DZL100 2d ago

Nws : ky btwn W and R brokn, plas snd nw typwritr ASAP

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u/Areni1-2 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 2d ago

They want you to keep yourself safe, go thank them.

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u/potato6132 Peter Griffin 2d ago

NTA, you're bowling your rules

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u/ninjesh IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 2d ago

Skill issue on their part, they're just jelly

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u/Menn019 2d ago

Neh, yer just an ass

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u/Resident_Expert27 2d ago

NTA, it seems like their balls weren't good to begin with.

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u/Radiant-North-8519 rectangle, that kid from school 2d ago

NTA, you were on a roll!

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u/000_DartMonkey 2d ago

You missed a few pins, that's why you got kicked out. They expect perfection, not this measly attempt. Next time, accelerate the bowling ball fast enough to vaporize the pins.

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u/Psi_BTD6 2d ago

I think it would be better to accelerate it to the point where it causes so much friction with the air that an explosion should occur

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u/Enderman715 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 2d ago

bee

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u/Tsunamicat108 Peter Griffin 2d ago

That’s not bowling that’s pinball idiot

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u/Squeeze_Sedona 2d ago

NTA, you did nothing wrong. you shouldn’t hit the cue ball that hard because it’s just a bad play, but it’s not against the rules, i’d sue for my money back.

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u/DevastatorsBalls 2d ago

Are you-

-?

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u/Lonely_Doubt2600 2d ago

Asimov doesn't write of this

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u/Wa1a 2d ago

The billiard balls in cartoons when you try to play:

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u/AllisterisNotMale First day on the sub 🥳 2d ago

That is not bowling. That is clearly a picture of football.

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u/WondererOfficial 2d ago

Amazing caption. 10/10 meme