r/madlads • u/Paradoxbox00 • Mar 06 '25

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u/Visual-Froyo Mar 07 '25

Nah cos you need potassium and magnesium for essential functions like pumping your heart. These are not stored in fat, therefore the max would be 4 weeks for that. There are other things that you'd need to take supplements for but it is theoretically very possible to survive on a no calorie diet if you have enough fat stored.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 Mar 07 '25

Could you get the required vitamins via suppository, so you don't technically break your fast at all?

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 Mar 07 '25

Christians are pretty sensitive about things entering their arseholes, no one really knows why.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 29d ago

It's only a sin if it turns you on

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 29d ago

So if, theoretically, mustard turns me on, I should shun it, campaign against its use, and be disgusted by people who eat it?.. Damn, what a life I could be living.