r/madlads • u/alchemollusk • Mar 06 '25

self control

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u/YounomsayinMawfk Mar 06 '25

I bought 50 girl scout cookies and my fat ass has been going through 2-3 boxes a day. I don't even care that each box is 1000 calories, I can't stop myself.

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u/Kindly-Minimum-7199 Mar 06 '25

You bought 50 boxes, 1000 kcal each. Lets assume you need 2400 kcal per day to survive, you have three weeks of calories in cookies.

Yo ass gon get fat, bruv

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u/YounomsayinMawfk Mar 06 '25

Get? I was born fat, molded by it.

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u/midnightmeatloaf Mar 07 '25

That other guy merely adopted the fat! You tell him!

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u/Blu3Orch1d Mar 07 '25

So realistically 2-3, let’s say 2.4, boxes a day is barely surviving?

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u/urzayci Mar 07 '25

Damn my man is getting his daily calories from cookies alone.

I respect it but your pancreas prob doesn't.

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u/premadecookiedough Mar 07 '25

I am no longer permitted to enter any building that involves walking past girl scouts, as the moment mine eyes see those boxes, they become every meal for like a week

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u/EntertainmentLeft882 Mar 08 '25

Well, I would care, but I still couldn't stop myself.