r/madlads Mar 06 '25

self control

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u/bitterherpes Mar 06 '25

Yeah, 2 or 3 per day is just insane. Such a morbidly obese behavior. 🙄

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u/Climaxcreator Mar 06 '25

You don't think 1000 cookies a year is a lot?

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u/bonyagate Mar 07 '25
  1. No, not really in the grand scheme of life's excesses.

  2. Qualifying it with "whenever my wife buys them" implies that they don't always have them.