r/madlads 14d ago

Reductio ad fontium

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 14d ago

"The bar chart is wrong shade of blue"

I can assure you Mr manager that is the last thing client gives a shit about.

- based on real incidents

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u/ManonegraCG 14d ago

"Why is the door green?"

"Because the areas are colour-coded and this one's green"

"But why is it green?"

"Because that's what's on the concept art?"

"And why did the concept artist make it green?"

"I don't know, because you approved it. Anyway, listen, since I'm enjoying this new level of micromanagement so much, I'm off to try my new toaster in the bath. Toodles."

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u/aztastic33 14d ago

Don’t let the green door hit you on the way out

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u/ManonegraCG 14d ago

Alas, it was a few short months later that this level of inspired management led us to fold and close those green doors forever.

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u/aztastic33 14d ago

Bigger and better things for you now?

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u/RoadDoggFL 14d ago

Greener doors and pastures.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

The door is always greener on the other side of the door