r/madlads 14d ago

Reductio ad fontium

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u/Kamikaze_Co-Pilot 14d ago

Created an app at work for both Android and Apple... they gave me one office, was like wooo! Then a satellite office... then a second satellite office... anytime someone was looking for me, I was always at "the other office".

The other fun thing I'd do is that if I was at an office, I'd close the door, lock it and put on a YouTube video of a conference call and turn the volume up then nap and like every 20/30 minutes pause it and ask some random question like it was a live event.

Could write a book on this stuff.

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u/Adorable-Database187 14d ago

pff I had one of those jobs once, but I just felt like pouring my life down the drain, the feeling of uselessness was just too much to bear.

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u/TheJerdle 14d ago

At that point you switch from fake conference calls to real job interviews and earn twice as much