r/madlads 4d ago

McMaddie

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u/Joeymonac0 4d ago

When I was a cashier I used to do this all the time. Hey you were nice to me, you’re getting a $5 off coupon added to your groceries. That coupon is expired? I didn’t see that. You’re about to put back something you can’t afford? Looks like you’re getting it half price. Once they gave me over ride codes people were getting discounts left and right. I just wished I could’ve tacked on a dollar for the asshole customers 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Lirsh2 4d ago

I would ring in produce as organic when they were dicks

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u/RicksSzechuanSauce1 4d ago

I'd do the classic thumb on the scale trick

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u/RuffleFart 4d ago

Hahaha way back when Covid was very rampant, I tried just buying 1 leg of king crab, as a treat for my cat. It was over $50!!! I laughed and told him to take his hand off the scale. He took ahis hand off and said yeah that’s the price, which is why it wasn’t in the counter and had to go in the back to get one. I was like fuck that just give me an imitation crab leg.

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u/Stormy_Lion 4d ago

Thats some shit not even Louis would do

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u/tastysharts 3d ago

your cat wouldn't know the difference

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u/RuffleFart 3d ago

False. They won’t eat imitation crab.