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u/notveryAI I touched grass 8d ago

Nintendo making all their games exclusive is basically the only thing that somewhat keeps their entire model afloat. Nobody really needs their crappy handhelds otherwise

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u/IndependentCareer748 8d ago

Praying for a security flaw so it can be hacked and emulated again

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u/Windfade 8d ago

Let's be real. They killed off their handhelds to release consoles with handheld-modes.

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

You mean they carved out a Business niche for them and stay true to that niche as its been proven to be extremely effective? Whaaaa no waaaaaay

And like... The switch is still very much a hybrid System. It isnt a handheld, its also a home console. You can also play that thing with friends everywhere you got a flat surface. It appeals to the average joe by virtue of being many things in one

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u/notveryAI I touched grass 8d ago

How often do you play with friends "everywhere where you got flat surface" that isn't at home on the couch? The versatility doesn't work when all but one functions perform like shit? It is what it is - a handheld, only useful for like road trips or long plane rides. It won't replace an Xbox or PS because performance is way below levels tolerable for at-home gaming, especially if you try to use it with a big screen. Maybe if you play exclusively Mario Kart it can be passible, but beyond that, it can never replace a full scale console

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

Yeah I actually do that fairly often lmao.

Do you never travel? Do you never move around because of your Job? Do you never go to rural places or cheap inns where they dont have a TV?

The versatility works phenomenally AS SHOWN by the ginormous success of the switch, and saying its "only useful as a handheld" is major copium.

"It wont replace Xbox or PS" it doesnt need to. Its gonna sell very well cause Nintendo has their own niche that appeals to casual consumers a ton, and also... You did Look at the switch 2s specs right? That thing is reaching ps4 levels. And tbh, if your game needs to go beyond ps4 Level Performance you just suck shit at optimization

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u/notveryAI I touched grass 8d ago

Well if you can afford traveling frequently and then just gaming while there, then maybe dropping 5 hundred on a toy isn't such a waste

When I do travel I would much rather, like, you know - travel! See places, visit museums, swim, all that shit. If I go somewhere and just sit there gaming, I could do the same shit at home, at a fraction of a cost

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u/UnwantedShot 8d ago

This is what I learned owning a switch for a couple years. You use it on the train/plane/car and then you get to lug the thing around with you for the whole trip and not use it.

Friends and family you visit or travel with don't wanna watch or join you on video games. Like you said, one can just stay at home for that with a PC that upgradeable, has more + cheaper games, and has the highest computing power, which is what I got after selling my switch to someone.

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u/notveryAI I touched grass 8d ago

Exactly bruh. Funny to see people who never even bought the product defend it from people who bought it and found out how useless it is

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u/UnwantedShot 8d ago

Say what you want about Nintendo, but their marketing is very convincing. I thought playing Dark Souls 1 on the train would be end all, final boss level of video gaming. That first Nintendo switch reveal ad was so mind blowing with the satisfying click sound and taking that console for a spin in the real world...

Can't see the screen with sun glare, 30 fps cap, and a battery that last less than 2 hours.....okay. Oh, also it's made with the same plastic they make kinder surprise egg toy capsules with...

Curse you, Nintendo ads, for making me wanna feel like a kid playing games again.

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u/xTechDeath 8d ago

Do you never travel? Do you never move around because of your Job? Do you never go to rural places or cheap inns where they dont have a TV?

I used travel A LOT for work about 80% out of the year and no I never stayed in a place that didn’t have a tv. Even the shittiest of hotels will have a cheap flatscreen

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u/BreakAccording8426 8d ago

I just have a custom built gaming laptop I also use for work when I travel. Best of both worlds. I can balance the sheets and also play cyberpunk on ultra settings anywhere. I got gifted a switch, and frankly I completed BOTW and never touched it again. My laptop is just better by any metric.

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

No local multiplayer no playing on a big screen.

Again, in this specific aspect the switch isnt incredibly impressive. But it isnt meant to be. Its a Jack of All traits

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u/BreakAccording8426 8d ago

What on earth do you mean, no local multiplayer? On a PC? Are you joking?

I literally have all the tools do that. Free.

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

On your Laptop? Your Laptop can Support several people playing on it at the same time?

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u/BreakAccording8426 8d ago

HDMI cable. Screenshare settings. Controllers (Nintendo boys have to buy extra joycons for frankly extortionate prices compared to PC)

Can't do that? Server host. Can't do that? Lan party. Can't do that? Remote play service.

I could go on. Way to tell me how you have never touched a gaming PC in your life.

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

All of that requires extra Set up. The switch doesnt. You put it down, and play.

The switch does it all by itself. Way to Tell me you dont know that the average consumer values comfort over minor technical advantages.

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u/ExoPihvi Ok I Pull Up 8d ago

Extremely effective is pushing it.

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

Oh so ive just been imagining the sales numbers of Nintendo games/consoles

Mustve been hallucinations

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u/spammer_666 8d ago

Bootlicker

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

Recognizing Business strategies and understanding the reason behind a products success doesnt make me a bootlicker dumbass

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u/spammer_666 8d ago

“Leave the multi billion dollar company alone” ahh you 😭

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

Im literally Not saying that? Lmao

Bait used to be believable