r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Sniflix BLUE • 2d ago

My sister's safe...

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And it's in her garage where the door stays open all day.

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u/mariatoyou 2d ago

Does she have it for the privacy or just for the fire protection?

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u/EmperorBamboozler 2d ago

This is what I am thinking. It could be for fire protection and the code is written there so she could call someone and they could still get whatever is in that safe out of the house in an emergency.

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u/han_tex 2d ago

"Hey, I'm so glad you're there after the fire while we were out. I really need some documents out of the fire-proof safe. Could you retrieve them for me, since you're nearby? The code is written on paper right by the safe, so you should be able to get in."

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u/hojowarm 2d ago

Except the code is written on paper...

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u/Cash_Money_Jo 1d ago

Just put the paper in the safe, that way it doesn’t get burned 😁

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u/hojowarm 1d ago

Dang, your comment wasn't here when I posted😩

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u/Cash_Money_Jo 1d ago

Great minds think alike 🤷‍♂️

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u/hojowarm 1d ago

She needs to put paper with the code in the safe. Easy peasy.

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u/Positive_Abalone 1d ago

How does anyone get to the code when it's in the locked fireproof box?

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u/Gram-GramAndShabadoo 1d ago

You need a bigger safe to put the safe into with a code on the outside and then a code on the outside of the original safe.

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u/hojowarm 1d ago

This is the way

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u/han_tex 1d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/MsArchetype 1d ago

Well, how's his wife holding up?

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u/Highshyguy710 1d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/hojowarm 1d ago

Two shreds, ewe say?

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u/hardboard 1d ago

Arthur Two Shreds Jackson.

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u/TruePikachu 1d ago

He only has one shreds though.

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u/joshg8 1d ago

p sure that's the joke han_tex was making here...

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 1d ago

I’m pretty sure I have the same safe. It opens by key and not a code. So the code might be for something else locked inside.

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u/Ambitious-Repair-764 1d ago

fire proof paper, that the documents should have been on in the first place martha

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u/hahawin 1d ago

And the safe looks like it needs a key, not a code

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u/worldworn 1d ago

Probably fire proof paper.