r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Sniflix BLUE • 3d ago

My sister's safe...

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And it's in her garage where the door stays open all day.

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u/mariatoyou 3d ago

Does she have it for the privacy or just for the fire protection?

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u/EmperorBamboozler 3d ago

This is what I am thinking. It could be for fire protection and the code is written there so she could call someone and they could still get whatever is in that safe out of the house in an emergency.

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u/han_tex 3d ago

"Hey, I'm so glad you're there after the fire while we were out. I really need some documents out of the fire-proof safe. Could you retrieve them for me, since you're nearby? The code is written on paper right by the safe, so you should be able to get in."

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u/hojowarm 3d ago

Except the code is written on paper...

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u/han_tex 3d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/MsArchetype 3d ago

Well, how's his wife holding up?

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u/Highshyguy710 3d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/hojowarm 3d ago

Two shreds, ewe say?

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u/hardboard 3d ago

Arthur Two Shreds Jackson.

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u/TruePikachu 2d ago

He only has one shreds though.