r/mildlyinfuriating • u/_______Bruh_______ • 2d ago

DELETE TWITTER NOW The new X features Elon Musk implemented

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u/Stupor_Nintento 1d ago

This mf viewing 2 posts a second!

That is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have read today, admittedly it is only 6 am but still, the idea of using 2 posts a second as a baseline for your example is so totally moronic I am forced to ask, do you understand the passage of time? Do you know what a second is? Have you had a traumatic brain injury that somehow gave you savant powers of photographic memory and information internalisation?

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u/JDSmagic 1d ago

More or less my thoughts. how do you even consume 2 posts per second.

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u/Upset_Ant2834 1d ago

You scroll at a snails pace? Like what lmao

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u/JDSmagic 1d ago

Dude, no way you can even read two post titles in a second, let alone the body of them and some comments

This post would take like 15 words to understand. If this is an average post, which I would argue it is, you're talking 30 words per second.

Average adults read 200-300 words per minute, according to Google.

You're reading 6 to 9 times faster than the average human, congrats bro.

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u/Upset_Ant2834 1d ago

Have you ever used Twitter lol

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u/JDSmagic 1d ago

yeah. 2 per second is still nuts. Average of 5 word tweets is 2 to 3 times faster than the average human reads. And 5 words is underselling tweet lengths in my eyes