r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Overdone The parking job wasn't the part

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u/bun-Mulberry-2493 1d ago

Don't the trams have right of way!, in which case plough into the unless shit.

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u/BromineFromine 1d ago

Nah that's gonna damage the tram. Better to confiscate the car and throw the guy in jail one week for every person who was delayed

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 1d ago

Get a cow catcher and plow through!

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u/BromineFromine 1d ago

The car will sell for more without scratches

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u/IAmBecomeDeath_AMA 1d ago

It should be policy to damage the car.

If there’s no cow catcher then give the driver a sledge hammer! Break some glass and bust up some body panels!