r/mildlyinfuriating • u/derek4reals1 • 1d ago

Overdone The parking job wasn't the part

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u/rexeditrex 1d ago

This why they used to have cow catchers. Move that car up on to the sidewalk. Violently.

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u/Try_Vegan_Please 1d ago

Send it to the impound lot.

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u/phundrak 1d ago

*Then send it to the impound lot

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u/Try_Vegan_Please 1d ago

Cars don’t belong on the sidewalk

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u/phundrak 1d ago

Which is why it will get towed after being rammed by the tram

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u/Try_Vegan_Please 1d ago

Push the car into car lanes, inconveniencing drivers, not killing pedestrians on the sidewalk.

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u/st4nkyFatTirebluntz 1d ago

I have plenty of faith that actual humans flipping a car would manage to not crush anyone on the sidewalk. One of the benefits to flipping cars by hand, rather than them flipping themselves.

I'm on board with flipping it into the car lane, but that's further, and would be more difficult. I'd leave it up to the car flippers where they want to flip it, personally

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u/Try_Vegan_Please 1d ago

Typical nonVegan Behavior to believe humans don’t enjoy a good blood sacrifice.

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u/Average-Anything-657 1d ago

Couldn't tell if you were joking. Checked your post history. You're insufferable.

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u/Try_Vegan_Please 1d ago

The car god enjoys blood sacrifices more than almost all other gods. People get in a car crash then get taken to the hospital in a fast van, heal, then immediately get back into a car to go home. WILD!!!

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u/Average-Anything-657 1d ago

You sound like me, if I stopped keeping my beliefs within rational limits. Yeah, that's wild. But it's also something people don't really have a choice about. We're born into these systems, and doing the best we can will never be good enough for an idealistic utopia to spring up in our lifetimes. I, for one, am glad that victims of serious injuries can be quickly transported to the experts trained in using the lifesaving medical equipment they have on hand. You know, the stuff made out of materials harvested through slave labor across dozens of countries?

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u/Try_Vegan_Please 1d ago

Your lack of imagination isn’t uncommon, unfortunately.

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