r/mildlyinfuriating • u/twiztednips • 1d ago

This stupid gift wrap

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What is even the point of this crap? It looks silver but is completely clear and doesn’t say that anywhere on the packaging.

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u/TheMuffler42069 1d ago

It’s weird because when you open it it’s obviously wood grain colored

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u/N0tY0urSimp 1d ago

It’s like magic 🤩

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u/ultimamc2011 1d ago

Yes it’s actually quite clever - bear with me here, I promise I’m not bullshitting you my goodman. This gift wrap is not like any other gift wrap you’ve encountered, THIS gift wrap will automatically camouflage itself and match ANY surface you set it on. Not only that, but it will even match anything behind it. No longer will you worry about your gifts being pillaged and discovered early, now your gifts will be totally untraceable until you are ready to bestow them upon your loved ones. We call it TruClear gift wrap and it’s only 3 easy payments of $35.99 for 15 sq. decimeters. We are metric enthusiasts here at my beloved traveling wagon and we’re bringing the decimeter BACK. Hop on this train while you can, it’s leaving the station. I fully expect to be sold out by this time tomorrow.

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u/Nevermore_Novelist 1d ago

Upvoting for the effort, if not the content.

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u/ultimamc2011 9h ago

Well thank you sir - I think lol.