r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

"I'm Sorry, I Have to Cancel"

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u/Sue_Generoux 1d ago

What, exactly, is this person cancelling? A haircut? A surgery? Context, please.

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u/catmand00d00 1d ago

It’s OP’s masseuse/massage therapist of four years.

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u/BigAlternative5 1d ago

I wonder if OP was waiting for four years. "How about now?" "Nope - still sick." "Now?" "I feel something coming on."

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u/Loud_Interview4681 22h ago

"When things coming up you have to let em down. I am so sorry, I am going to have to cancel your appointment today"

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 20h ago

It's their prostate check.

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u/Loud_Interview4681 20h ago

3rd one this week, life is good, but things came up and I am going to have to cancel your appointment.

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u/PuzzleheadedArm1858 7h ago

What if they never even met lol

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u/No_University7832 22h ago

^^Underrated Comment^^