They had one f***ing job

bought tickets for a show a couple months ago. today is the day. bought the tickets for me and my girlfriend. we broke up a couple weeks ago. no big deal. will bring my friend. he’s sick today. ah no problem. i’ll ask other friends. no one wants to or even can. i go to a last resort effort and invite a girl i matched with on bumble. she says she’ll go. but refuses to wear shoes. event starts in an hour. and i’m not going bc i will probably crumble from the embarrassment if i go by myself. why can’t shit just go normal for me. $60 down the drain

I'm currently sitting on the toilet with the screen door shits and there's literally a tornado headed my way... fml

Bye bye €100 of birthday money

Boss literally fired his entire workforce last year out of the blue. I won’t get into the details because I will go on a tirade. Been unemployed since. So this was a wonderful reminder.

When I tried to text him to take me off the alarm list, I discovered he has me blocked LOL

A friend of mine was round someone’s house picking up a fridge he was taking to the tip (dump) because he didn’t want it any more. “Why don’t you just sell it- someone will make use of that!” Said my friend.

“Oh that’s nothing, my wife was having a clear out and through out all her old jewellery this morning. It’s in the bin over there.”

Shocked, my friend rifled through the garbage and found a Pandora box, charms and all the jewellery. All of it was destined for landfill.

The story has a nice ending though. He posted it up to my daughter who was ecstatic with it all.

I get mildly infuriated at how wasteful people can be.

And it's in her garage where the door stays open all day.

These two dogs that my neighbor has are constantly getting out, their is a fence for the yard but somehow they still manage to get out every time and roam around the neighborhood chasing people and trying to fight other dogs in the neighborhood, this happens at least every other week and the owners do nothing about it. Their excuse "their dogs 🤷🏻‍♀️".not only, but the female is pregnant with her fourth litter and owners won't get them fixed with the same excuse. I have a huge heart for animals and I don't want to be a "Karen" but I'm really about to call animal control and have those dogs taken away. They deserve better.

we ordered in person, exact same stuff inside. girls want big burritos too

i hate tinned peas.