This is how many were in the bag when I opened it. I used half of the one in the top corner when I fed my dogs but otherwise this is it. Total ripoff IMO.

My mom was gifted a golden ficus when my father passed away 20+ years ago. Last month she took it to a new bonsai guy to service the tree and he killed her tree.

This type of shit should get you some sort of fine or something ffs.

Threw a tantrum for no reason, they got cold ish, threw another tantrum and then ate the entire plate. I’m frickin tired lol

Pro tip: Always check your roller before vacuuming, especially if your woman has long hair. Goddam. 😓

Please ignore my poor cake cutting skills

Some asshole throws these out their window onto the hillside in our neighborhood on their way home. We finally decided to spend an hour picking them all up. Some people really suck.

Takes 2 minutes to bring it back down the elevator and out to the garage

They all include my name too

It’s a brand new Dyson with the receipt. I don’t mind opening it in person if someone’s serious, but opening it just because a random person on Facebook says ‘Is this still available?’ is pointless. I have 4.9 stars, 55 reviews, I’m verified, and 100% leget I’m not here to waste time.

It is currently 2am where I am at. I woke up to my boyfriend walking into his office and then heard him using the bathroom.

I thought, “I’m just really tired. There’s no fucking way. He totally went in the bathroom and I’m just really tired.”

Well, I got out of bed to check because something didn’t sound right and sure as hell enough, he was pissing in our cat’s litter box. In the fucking litter box.

Alcohol is wild. I’m going to drop his ass off at the humane society tomorrow. Wish me luck.

I can totally picture this guy sitting at home doing this all day long to people

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