r/mildlyinteresting • u/marymayhemz • 9d ago

Everytime I wear my galaxy watch overnight, I get a hive spot where the infrared light hits my wrist

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u/NocterTrip 9d ago

Time to change your wrist

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u/strong_grey_hero 9d ago

Order the new Samsung Galaxy Wrist Pro

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u/FloridaSpam 9d ago

Practice on a hot dog first...

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u/the-es 9d ago

I just want to make sure that we're on the same page. What are we practicing?

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 9d ago

On a hot dog, they already told you

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u/the-es 9d ago

Ok, you have me convinced. I'm down. Where do we meet?

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u/MissSweetMurderer 9d ago

On the hot dog, they already told you

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u/the_revised_pratchet 9d ago

The meats in the hotdog silly.

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u/motorhead84 9d ago

"The meat's in the dog!"

-Borkshire Farms

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u/Kalakoa73 9d ago

Bork, Bork!

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u/Massive_Amphibian_86 9d ago

“The dogs in the meat!” Barkshire Farms

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u/HazardousCloset 9d ago

-Borkshire Farms

-Barkshire Farms

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u/the-es 9d ago

Sorry, I'm new here. Or at least that's the story I'm going with.

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u/nocrashing 9d ago

*meat

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u/the-es 9d ago

Pro tip 

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u/motorhead84 9d ago

Like, do they even read?

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u/the-es 9d ago

I went to public school 

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u/HayShay 9d ago

Making sure the cylinder doesn’t get stuck

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u/Either-Pizza5302 8d ago

Instructions unclear, wrist stuck on dick

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u/creamofsumyunggoyim 9d ago

Otherwise you might rip your dick off

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u/lifesabatch 9d ago

Found the big spender. I have to wait 6 months for the Galaxy Wrist Fan Edition to drop.

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u/creamofsumyunggoyim 9d ago

Now with dual wank technology

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u/marymayhemz 9d ago

Thats actually fucking funny 😂

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u/gin_and_toxic 8d ago

Nah, just get a new skin dude.

Dbrand makes nice skins. Just wrap your whole arm.

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u/sunflower828 9d ago

I just snorted😭

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u/albatross351767 8d ago

Good bye wrist next is the arm.