r/mildlyinteresting • u/Legitimate-Seaweed25 • 1d ago

Found a boneless hi-chew today

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u/lord_ne 1d ago

Please don't call it that

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u/Legitimate-Seaweed25 1d ago

Sorry. Found an organless hi-chew today 

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u/wizardrous 1d ago

I wonder what one of these creatures look like before before they get butchered.

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u/Alistaire_ 1d ago

It's best not to ask that.

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u/shrimpcreole 1d ago

It is supposed to be true-to-life fruit flavor so boneless or not, I demand answers.

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 1d ago

No no it's a bloodless highchew

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u/Ralfarius 1d ago

🅱️oneless

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u/luisapet 1d ago

Awww. I only came here to comment on the perfect analogy. I am guessing OP has dogs.

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u/Navi1101 1d ago

Yeah, it isn't even accurate. Hi-Chew are made with gelatin, so they always contain bones.

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u/Prudent-Elevator-123 1d ago

Once you get the taste for boneless, you'll be ordering boneless pizza.

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u/Hotplate77 1d ago

Most addictive flavored wax I've ever had... love that stuff

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u/Alistaire_ 1d ago

The key lime one in the dessert pack is too good. I thought it would be my least favorite, but ended up being the best.

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u/Original_You_8188 1d ago

Boneless 🤣

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u/cutzglass 1d ago

All HI, no chew?

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u/TurboJake 1d ago

All chew, no Hi

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u/Linxbolt18 1d ago

I assume it tasted the same? Like I'm pretty sure the flavoring is uniform but I realize now I'm not actually sure and don't have any on hand to see.

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u/Legitimate-Seaweed25 1d ago

i haven't actually eaten it yet haha. wanted to show it to all the hi-chew enthusiasts in my life. (we take this very seriously, trust) some flavours have noticably different tasting layers, like mango chamoy from the getaway mix, where only the center is spicy and the outer layer is just mango flavour. but i don't know if that's the case for watermelon flavour lmao

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u/jswitzer 1d ago

A what-less what??

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u/Snoogieboogie 1d ago

Sours?! I need to find these.

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u/epi_glowworm 1d ago

Bone vampires

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u/saturnsring_ 1d ago

Hmm without bone perhaps?

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u/CaveManta 1d ago

It's more like a marrowless bone, methinks.

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u/AdFinitum1 1d ago

I need sour hi-chew right fucking now

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u/UnrulyTrousers 1d ago

Thank you 😂

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u/sleepysamantha22 1d ago

BONELESS?!?!

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u/alexwillreddit 1d ago

"Lemme get uhhhhh... Boneless Hi-Chew wit uh... 2 liter ramune."

"Fuck kinda Hi-Chew?? And 2-liter machine broke, we got 1 liter tho."

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u/andreafantastic 1d ago

“But it doesn’t have bones.” “Exactly.”

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u/sparklinglies 1d ago

let me get that hi-chew 🅱️ o n e l e s s

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u/thehermit14 22h ago

I assume they mean it isn't made with gelatin.

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u/PickledPeoples 1d ago edited 1d ago

Op you stretch it out and I'll put a bone in it.

Edit: I knew the downvote were coming yet I couldn't help myself. Shitty jokes must be said to.

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u/HeavyMetalTriangle 1d ago

I wish I didn’t read this.

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

bonk

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u/Chanocraft 1d ago

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ