r/mildlypenis • u/Sanity420666 • 28d ago

Other Wtf is it though??

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u/5iveOClockSomewhere 28d ago

It’s a nut hoister

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u/Holiday-Calendar-541 28d ago

Sooooo close. It's actually an antique cock ruler with nut rests.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/MrLovalovaRubyDooby 28d ago

This is the way

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u/Substantial-Bison240 28d ago

This is the way

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u/DadTheUn4tunate 28d ago

This is the way.

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u/Milwdoc 28d ago

The world would be a much calmer place if nut rests were commonplace

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u/Rough_Soup4357 28d ago

Under the crack, sack shacks?

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u/Holiday-Calendar-541 27d ago

Modern ones could have little fans

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 28d ago

Antique Roadshow would know what year it's from.

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u/LeotrimFunkelwerk 28d ago

"I'm 7 dots babe"
"My ex was 2nd dash"

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u/morgulbrut 28d ago

That's canon now.

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u/Nickenbokker 28d ago

Ah yes, the Cocler.

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u/cps90108 28d ago

This 1000000000000000% was my legit guess lol

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u/BrightestTul 25d ago

You must have a different interpretation of "cleaned his clock" then