r/mildlypenis • u/Sanity420666 • 29d ago

Other Wtf is it though??

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u/Shoddy_calf_massage 29d ago

It’s to place your balls on while taking a dump

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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 28d ago edited 28d ago

Ewww do they hit the toilet water?!?

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u/Princess_Slagathor 28d ago

If you're over 80, maybe.

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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 28d ago

You know this how? Because you’ve taken a survey?

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u/Princess_Slagathor 28d ago

I've just seen a lot of balls.

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u/CorrectDot4592 28d ago

Maybe he is over 80?

Or maybe he takes care of his grandpa who is over 80? You know... bathing, helping with the toilet...

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u/Itsjustme714 28d ago

🤣🤣... No HELL no!

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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 28d ago

Are ya sure? Got me to thinking it’s the real reason low flow toilets were invented 🤔

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u/Itsjustme714 28d ago

🤣🤣.. oh I'm sure, but then again i can only speak for myself.. but you might be on to something with the low flow thing 👏

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u/doyletyree 28d ago

Nnnnooooo…. Not most of the time.

Usually, it’s splash-back.

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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 28d ago

🤢

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u/doyletyree 28d ago

Precisely.

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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 28d ago

Get you a low flow toilet, son, and one of them there double spoons

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u/doyletyree 28d ago

The real horror is public toilets. The more public, the more horror.

There are no atheists in foxholes or porta-potties.

I do want one of those spoons, though.

I’d try to hang it like one does with a tablespoon from the nose.

To be clear: but not from the nose.

What a party trick!