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u/wirelessp0tat0 14d ago
A damned tease is what it is how the fuck am I meant to sit on that with the angle??
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u/DisposableJosie 14d ago
Huh, it's not polished, so you may be the first to try.
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u/truthispolicy 14d ago
No shame in your game, we'll find a way.
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u/Zestyclose-Tie219 14d ago
Yeah when I have my pants on my erection just points to the right so if I were to follow it I would go in circles
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u/iCantLogOut2 14d ago
That number seems low....
Source: I've seen my fair share 👀
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u/Oppowitt 14d ago
You need a blowtorch, a giant pipewrench, and patience.
If you bring a lot of water, you need a little less patience.
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u/DisposableJosie 14d ago edited 14d ago
Huh. Well, it's not polished, so you may be the first to try.
Edit: What the hell, Opera browser? I only meant to post it once.
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u/DisposableJosie 14d ago
Huh. Well, the cock block's not polished, so you may be the first to try.
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u/DisposableJosie 14d ago
Edit: What the hell, Opera browser? I only meant to post it once.
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u/JohnnyMcJohnster 14d ago
Huh. Well, the cock block's definitely not polished, so you may be the first to try.
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u/neophenx 13d ago
Have to ask because I don't frequently see posts from this sub (yet)....
Is this gif basically required on every post? If not, WHY? lol
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u/manlybrian 14d ago
Idk but it has a lot of trip potential. Or trippiness.
Or tripenis.
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u/DingBat64 14d ago
not sure where it’s located but seems like maybe an old horse hitching post? that’s my best guess
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u/5-MEO-D-M-T 14d ago
No way I'm letting my horse hitch with this. Who knows where that things been.
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u/peepeeonmydoodoo 14d ago
A horse docking station if you will.
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u/flactulantmonkey 14d ago
One letter Off
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u/DocPhoenix97 14d ago
That was my guess too
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u/Different_Ad7655 13d ago
Probably more likely it's to keep carriage wheels away from me side of the building or typically at a corner although it's hard to see this in context. Or hey somebody's prank
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u/_aletogni 14d ago
Found something similar in Wien!
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u/Flimsy_Delivery_4041 14d ago
An inconveniently placed ground Dildo duh
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u/SuicidalReincarnate 12d ago
Ground dildos, - i was growing these on my dildo farm. Its a good business , but i had a lot of squatters
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u/Interstellore 14d ago
I’m not sure. Could you put it in your mouth to see how it reacts?
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u/FearMeHungry 14d ago edited 14d ago
This is a bollard. It is used to protect buildings from accidental damage by vehicles.
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u/px13 14d ago
Too small for a bollard. It might damage the car, but wouldn’t prevent damage to the building.
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u/FearMeHungry 14d ago
You can find those in the old town centers all over Europe. They are a couple of hundred years old an weren't designed for cars.
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u/ALF839 14d ago
I think they were meant to be used to scrape the mud and horseshit off your shoes before entering a building.
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u/PoisonedPotato69 14d ago
It's the pipe your girlfriend said not to worry about.
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u/SlimFitHellblazer 13d ago
It's a chasse-roue (guard stone, jostle stone).
They were positioned at the base of gates, garage entrances, and walls to protect against damage caused by vehicle tires and wheels. Some were more sturdy and concrete-like, while some were metal and... shaped like that.
Source: https://parisianfields.com/2011/06/26/the-art-of-the-chasse-roue/
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14d ago
Probably Italian likely in Rome. Phallus symbolism was very big in ancient Rome and the tradition carried over to the Dark Ages.
That particular dickor appears to be brass making it likely in the proximity of water. It may be a boat mooring post.
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u/FieryPyromancer 14d ago
What are those?
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u/truthispolicy 14d ago
Here lies Brass Petersen, may his dong be forever idolized.
Sentenced to being buried a foot deep and eternally knob knocked on a sidewalk for his brazenness.
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u/ItsSUCHaLongStory 14d ago
Boy, have I got news for you
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u/Straight_Ballin11 14d ago
Hang on to your hats.
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u/ItsSUCHaLongStory 14d ago
Or you could just hang on to the item pictured. It looks like it would hold
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u/WerewolfAsleep5030 14d ago
Yall, I js realized i accidentally posted this in the wrong sub 😭🙏
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u/wolfjazz93 14d ago
Probably some kind of guard stone to prevent wheels from destroying the wall. Usually you can find them in or near old entrances
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u/RecalcitrantHuman 14d ago
It’s clearly a wall jam. I guess they have been having trouble with the walls attacking. Probably just horny.
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u/feather236 14d ago
This is a protection from horse carriage. The carriage used to ruin facade with its wheels or something like that, especially on corners
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u/MattyIXIriva 14d ago
id assume a post for hooking a rope/lead/leash? be kinda hard for a horse to walk towards the wall and unhook itself. im no horse expert tho.
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u/ExplorerAdditional61 13d ago
It's cock rack, women can tie their husbands here while they shop, it's shaped like a cock so they won't accidentally tie him to say a bike a rack or something.
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u/soapstoner69 13d ago
if it stands up when you pull on it you win the keys to the kingdom and a knighthood
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