r/mildlypenis • u/Anxious_Childhood_32 • 12d ago

Food came in my dino nuggets

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ignore my dirty airfryer

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 12d ago

Penisaurus

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u/schwad69 12d ago

Phallusoraptor

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u/PunkyB88 12d ago

Thank god that frilled dinosaur in Jurassic park that spits in your eye was made up, because I hate to see what would happen if your dinosaur did that. Dennis Nedry getting a full facial.

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 12d ago

Dickpladicus

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u/schwad69 12d ago

Triceracock

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 12d ago

Pterodicktyl

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u/Tenshiijin 12d ago

D-Rex

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 12d ago

More like Tyrannosaurus Dix

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u/captcraigaroo 12d ago

The second favorite dinosaur of people, right behind the clitoris

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 12d ago

That one is located at the top of the Park, right?

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u/queen11tb 12d ago

If said people could find it!

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u/apocalyptimaniac 12d ago

The ptussydactyl would snatch that little guy up and suck it down in one gulp.

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u/PlanktonMoist6048 12d ago

Floppysaurus rex