r/mildlypenis • u/FilFoxFil • 9d ago

Other A whistle or a …

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u/stefferier 9d ago

There’s this song called “Whistle” by Flo Rida 😈😹

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u/backofyourhand 9d ago

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I’m gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go

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u/Rydux7 9d ago

Is that song actually about a blowjob? Feels like it should be

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u/malaylinda 9d ago

Exactly what I was thinking 😅

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u/Pluckypato 8d ago

Whistle while you twerk! 🎶

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u/Friend_Serious 9d ago

An instrument to practice oral.

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u/Discombobulated_Key3 9d ago

He's even holding a card with the instructions in his other hand 😂

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u/hollaartyourboy 9d ago

I mean it is flesh colored

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u/ZuluMakulu 9d ago

This is not even close to a whistle😂🤣 more like a guy doing a handstand bj

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u/More_Education4434 9d ago

That's the one. Thanks. 👍

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u/Flanastan 9d ago

He’s taking a selfie while whistling away!

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u/No-Suspect-425 9d ago

And we've caught him behind a bush.

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u/More_Education4434 9d ago

Either way, he's blowing it upside-down.

I like these visions in my head. 🥰

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u/TaintedTruffle 9d ago

That's not mild

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u/giftopherz 9d ago

As long as you're blowing it properly, you can call it whatever you want

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u/jennifaux69 9d ago

Let's not forget about Too Short Blow the Whistle

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u/Go-Away-Sun 9d ago

“Whistlin Dicksy”

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u/olskoolyungblood 9d ago

Lmao. Why's he reffing in the woods?

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u/visualdosage 9d ago

The color isnt helping

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u/JuanShagner 9d ago

Some people just shouldn’t be trying to draw people.

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u/Raj2085 9d ago

Flo Rida cannot tell the difference.

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u/BeastMidlands 9d ago

It even has the seam

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u/harpquin 9d ago

Yes, this is a warning sign that a mass murder's trophy souvenir was found in these woods, so little boy scouts should beware.

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u/XROOR 9d ago

Glory hole portal from another dimension.

Yellow card is for an indirect free kick.

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u/lifesuncertain 9d ago

Has it got a pea in it

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u/fellowwoman 8d ago

They couldn’t’ve made it blue or something?!

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u/longlickstick 6d ago

Is the whistle on it's back?

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u/Bean-Collector 2d ago

Definitely smoking cock