r/mildlypenis 5d ago

Food Toothpaste

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u/Turbulent-Seaweed986 5d ago

Oh my god please buy a new toothbrush. It’s really taking away from the toothpaste penis, it’s all I can see.

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u/isaEfe 5d ago

Perhaps they want to scrub around their basin/sink with it?

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u/AJnbca 5d ago

You need a new toothbrush

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u/neotms 5d ago

he needed a new toothbrush 2 years ago

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u/vitamin-E3 5d ago

Looks like you could use a new brush

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u/The_NiNTARi 5d ago

Needed a new brush 2 years ago. Ffs

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u/mynappyexploded 5d ago

mb

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u/The_NiNTARi 5d ago

I appreciate someone that can take ownership.

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u/yougotyolks 5d ago

They've taken ownership for far too long. That's the issue!

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u/mynappyexploded 4d ago

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u/pineapple-n-man 22h ago

Character redemption ark

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u/yarnwildebeest 5d ago

Your toothbrush

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u/unmistakable_itch 5d ago

This but with a penis on it.

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u/oatdeksel 5d ago

I don‘t know if someone already mentioned, but bro, get a new toothbrush. this will dammage your gums! Please please please get a new one!

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u/TheMoonMint 5d ago

No. Keep it forever. Take it to your grave. 😈😈

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u/EDDYRECKLESS 5d ago

Well . . . It's not going to put itself in your mouth.

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u/All_Loves_Lost 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EDDYRECKLESS 3d ago

My first award came from a comment about penis shaped toothpaste. The Internet is an interesting place.

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u/WhySoSerious37912 5d ago

(Looking at your aggressively worn toothbrush)

Who hurt you?

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u/Electronic-Ant5549 5d ago

Also it damages the teeth. You're really suppose to lightly touch the teeth with the toothbrush and not trying to scrub it.

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u/Not_Soggypestos 4d ago

This guy teeth's

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u/someguynamedben7 5d ago edited 5d ago

No it doesn't. Your teeth are a lot harder than the bristles on a toothbrush. There's no way for the brush to do any damage to them at all. Even the plastic of the brush isn't hard enough to hurt your teeth. You're just spreading misinformation.

Edit: I thought I knew how this worked, but turns out I was very wrong. I was thinking in terms of like a scratch test. Turns out I'm the one misinformed.

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u/Electronic-Ant5549 5d ago

It's not misinformation. Literally the first google search shows that brushing too hard damages the teeth:
"Brushing too hard can wear away protective enamel and leave teeth more prone to developing cavities."

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u/Lucky-Firefighter456 5d ago

Late to the conversation, but I learned this the hard way. Damaged a lot of my teeth at the gumline by brushing too hard. Ended up causing cavities instead of preventing them.

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u/anu-nand 4d ago

Just brush for 2 minutes and you’re good. I daily brush twice and just 2 minutes each.

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u/dgkimpton 5d ago

It's also a disaster for your gums. Don't brush hard! 

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u/WickedCoolUsername 5d ago

I went to the dentist for what I thought was a cavity. It wasn't a cavity, it was the nerve becoming exposed by brushing too hard and causing receding gums.

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u/metallicdisaster91 5d ago

Happening to me too unfortunately..any way to stop the receding? Ugh I fucking hate this

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u/WickedCoolUsername 5d ago

They told me to brush softer and at a 45° angle, and floss daily. Online lists a lot of causes. The preventions listed pretty much consist of keeping good oral health, limiting sugar, and not smoking.

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u/Gunteroo 4d ago

I have an electric one now that lights up if I brush too hard, game changer!

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u/anu-nand 4d ago

How much costly is it and how many months does it work

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u/Gunteroo 3d ago

Around $200, but I got it on sale. I've had it for about two years, it stays charged for a good few weeks before needing a recharge. Just replace the heads, I can get about 4 for $20 or a lot cheaper online.

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u/Gunteroo 3d ago

And, if you are really into dental health, you can connect to your phone via an app. I've not bothered with that, so can't say what the features are.

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u/dgkimpton 5d ago

Me too, hence why I'm fairly certain about it being a bad thing

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u/AlokFluff 5d ago

This guy doesn't know about enamel

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u/Accomplished-Video71 5d ago

And mountains are harder than saltwater, yet are constantly eroded by it.

They put abrasives like silica in toothpaste. Same concept

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u/That_Maize_3641 5d ago

Fucking lol

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u/Naberrie1991 5d ago

Downvote for the firsr paragraph, upvote for the second. Learn something new everyday, and owning it!

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u/TheMoonMint 5d ago

This. I wish more Redditors were like you.

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u/60nocolus 5d ago

Gengivitis

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u/Fraklordyt 5d ago

Holy shit get a new tooth brush

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u/Rach_890 5d ago

Bro talking about the toothpaste but what about the brush 😭😭

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u/IwouldpickJeanluc 5d ago

Bro. Adding to the get a new toothbrush and you use too much toothpaste comments. Sorry lol

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u/PotatoNitrate 5d ago

to be fair, we dont know the size of his set of teeth...what if he had a lotta rows of teefs...and needs to use that much toothpaste?

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u/PepperPhoenix 5d ago

OP is a shark?

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u/Creisel 5d ago

Don't be ridiculous, most likely op is a baby shark

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u/MSter_official 2d ago

Is THAT too much toothpaste? I take a full row:

Oh and btw, I don't use any water at all.

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u/Nothingbutsocks 5d ago

It's been 8 hours since you graced us with this picture. I'm going to assume the first thing you're doing today is buying a new toothbrush?

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u/WickedCoolUsername 5d ago

Idk, did you see their username?

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u/beamerpook 5d ago

Dear God, what kind of penis are you used to?

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u/muscleshultz 5d ago

A chode 😆 🤣

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u/YogurtclosetOk9003 4d ago

this made me laugh so hard😭

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u/EthanEnglish_ 5d ago

Good lord

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u/MisterFischoeder 5d ago

RIP your gums 🪦

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u/kobrakaan 5d ago

Seeee that's what happens when you upset the other half the toothbrush bristles DO splay out and stay like that when press hard inside the toilet bowl rim 👍

Even the toothpaste thinks you've been a DICK!

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u/mynappyexploded 5d ago

sorry toobrus 😔

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 5d ago

did a werewolf post this

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u/Slammogram 5d ago

You need a new toothbrush homie

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u/ilovemyplumbus 5d ago

This has the “Food” flair? Who tf eats toothpaste??

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u/Nothingbutsocks 5d ago

Do you mean you don't swallow the minty goodness when you're done with it? What else are you supposed to do with it?

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u/Unfair-Height9600 4d ago

I do this so my farts smell like mentos ☺️

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u/RealityVast8350 5d ago

Hurt people hurt people 😢 get a new toothbrush and go to therapy. Why you scrubbing like you’re cleaning grout it’s concerning

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u/BeBeThe1 5d ago

Dentist here, you need to get a new toothbrush…

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u/SadLilBun 5d ago

Jesus Christ please buy a new toothbrush

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u/bk_rokkit 5d ago

Are you an actual shark?

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u/needrelease35060 5d ago

Forget the toothpaste, mate, let's have a chat about THE TOOTHBRUSH

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u/HugsandHate 5d ago

I think your toothbrush died..

I didn't even know that was possible.

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u/Automatic_Mix26 5d ago

Might think about a new toothbrush. That thing looks like it’s been through a war!

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u/YoMadre47 5d ago

somebody's been chewing on their toothbrush... 😟

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u/Normie-scum 5d ago

How long have you had that toothbrush for

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u/vij27 5d ago

brother in Christ, that toothbrush seen better days.

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u/Thelastknownking 5d ago

You got a weird penis, then.

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u/Twinkletoess112 5d ago

Dude..... for the love of God buy a toothbrush

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u/Zealousideal-Sail893 5d ago

Wow, that a highly deconstructed toothbrush.  It could be time to buy a new one😉. 

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u/SchitneySmears 5d ago

Got the Gary Busey toothbrush

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u/FlinHorse 5d ago

Adding another comment to replace your toothbrush! Lol

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u/drak0ni 5d ago

You’re supposed to change your toothbrush every 6 months…

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u/thatguyjamesPaul 5d ago

It's that why you chew on your toothbrush, because the Toothpaste looks like a dick?

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u/Time_Axstro 5d ago

You're supposed to buy a new toothbrush like every month or so.. not every year

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u/AndySMar 5d ago

That brush needs to be replaced then we talk penises

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u/Glass_Serve_921 5d ago

My son has sensory issues and we replace his toothbrush every few weeks because his start looking like this from chewing on them while brushing. People are far too quick to judge your toothbrush sheesh.

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u/FieryPyromancer 5d ago

How many years old is that brush?

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u/mynappyexploded 4d ago

too many to count

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u/VibeTrain10 5d ago

You need a new toothbrush

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u/FluffyEeyore 4d ago

I feel like this toothbrush is older than me

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u/LilTatGrl 4d ago

That toothbrush 🪥 Ew!

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u/Neither-Attention940 3d ago

RIGHT??! (I can hear that gif btw 🤣)

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u/Max_Fill_0 5d ago

Surf penis

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u/NotTodayGamer 5d ago

Get a new toothbrush every 6-9 months. Floss daily. Keep up the good work…. Sorry, I’ve been to the orthodontist a lot lately.

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u/pleasedontrefertome 5d ago

My teeth are crying looking at that brush

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u/CupPrize1581 5d ago

Ol toothpaste dick, brushes teeth and shit.

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u/c4ndycain 5d ago

good lord dude do u even have gums anymore

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u/XROOR 5d ago

I can tell by your brush that you have a very gentle hand…….

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u/jkaa5522 5d ago

I’ve just the two questions… 1. Who looks at the toothpaste after application? 2. Why the fcuk haven’t you bought a new brush in the last 3 years?!

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u/matilda_n 4d ago

My gums hurt looking at this

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u/robbiereallyrotten 4d ago

Bro. Hear me out. Retire this toothbrush.

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u/LittleFairyOfDeath 2d ago

For the love of god above, get a new toothbrush ffs

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u/Lawfull_carrot 5d ago

Nobody pointed this out yet so let me be the first, you need to replace the hairs on your toothbrush

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u/SadLilBun 5d ago

Many did before you lol

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u/Specialist-Pie2839 5d ago

Bad dragon went downhill.

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u/Joereddit405 5d ago

Looks like a frog to me

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u/WhenInDoubtPunt 5d ago

Resembles more of a clit to me

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u/brilliantonomic 5d ago

I didnt watch the sub and thought its the one, wit pics of stuff that reminds generally of somthing different... well i thought the toothpaste is similar to a mouse (top down).

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u/badger_flakes 5d ago

oh my god

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u/SUPERLOVE-_- 5d ago

Uhhh? Toothbrush 😳

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u/business_socksss 5d ago

Bro, that toothbrush

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u/tech_b90 5d ago

Do you hate your teeth? I can't imagine brushing my teeth that angry.

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u/Maximum_Locksmith18 5d ago

Thought It was an amoeba of some kind until I read the description.😂

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u/Potential-Future-324 5d ago

Toothbrush is positively livid @you for drowning it in this blue goo. Look how it’s hackles are raised. Ready to bite your 👄 off.

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 5d ago

Damn brother, you still got enamel on your teeth?

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u/Think-Huckleberry459 5d ago

I can tell this is a man’s toothbrush

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u/BeachBrah247 5d ago

Stop brushing hard vro

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u/TheMoonMint 5d ago

What kind of toothpaste is that? It looks appetizing

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u/Typical-Mushroom4577 5d ago

i think you have other problems other than duck shaped toothpaste brotha man

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u/Shame_God 5d ago

Bros had that tooth brush since 9/11/01

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u/Justinotherguy 5d ago

You're not supposed to chew on the toothbrush

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u/ForwardPositive9130 5d ago

Think that brush seen better days

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u/Complete_Patience615 5d ago

opened the comments to say please get a new toothbrush but i think everyone had the same thought lmao

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u/MagicOrpheus310 5d ago

That brush is beyond fucked mate haha

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u/Accurate-Gap7440 5d ago

food is crazy

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u/Aculeus_ 5d ago

Judging by the amount of toothpaste, somebody in your household must go down the toothpaste aisle a lot. They sell toothbrushes right next to the toothpaste. Grab one.

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u/Fun-Sea7626 5d ago

Bro that brush is fucked you need a new toothbrush man.

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u/AntxGaming_ 5d ago

Gotta chirp in and say get a new one, it will feel so much better

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u/Drakara 5d ago

More like mildly frog

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u/GlaucousiousPerson 4d ago

I thought it was Boo from Monster’s Inc, I almost didn’t see the d**k until I read the subreddit name

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u/LunarLunox 4d ago

I have a bad habit of chewing on the bristles of my tooth brush so it gets frayed like this but it also feels better brushing my teeth when it's frayed than not because it doesn't feel as sharp

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u/bbbouncin 4d ago

Give that thing to God already

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u/eelyssa 4d ago

Stop brushing so hard, your gums will thank you. A chode of toothpaste is too much paste.

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 4d ago

Your toothbrush is horrid dude. They cost like $3. Please...

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u/Julstar67 4d ago

You need a new toothbrush, but I love these colors!

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u/anu-nand 4d ago

That brush is fighting for its life bro. Change😂

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u/FinnishArmy 4d ago

You need a new toothbrush dude. Brushes need to be replaced once a month at max.

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u/Neither-Attention940 3d ago

2 things…

1) WAY too much toothpaste… you’d be surprised how little you actually need. And…

2) you know you’re suppose to replace your toothbrush like every 6 months?… it looks like you’ve had that one 10+ years! You can get multi packs at the dollar store ..of all the things that are too expensive in this world, TOOTHBRUSHES AREN’T ONE OF THEM! 😆😆

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u/Jedi_shroom97 2d ago

That tooth brush been to nam and back my god

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u/frenxine 1d ago

The toothbrush really adds, looks like pubic hair

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u/Astro_Akiyo 5d ago

I can only hope that cums from brushing teeth 🥴

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 5d ago

Looks like an aubergine 🍆

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u/Basement_flowers_ 5d ago

No way you didn't swirl it around your mouth

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u/eklect 5d ago

Now ...put it in your mouth.

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u/Fazilqq 5d ago

We've seen better bro

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u/Odd-Candidate131 5d ago

I bet you just cant wait to put that in your mouth!

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u/meatmits 4d ago

Rage bait!

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u/suzel7 4d ago

We talking flavour or….

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u/BeanBangs 4d ago

did u put it in ur mouth

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u/cabbagetowners 7h ago

Those bristles are dicked.

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u/Beautiful-Union-4307 5d ago

That brush has seen everything

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