r/BrandNewSentence • u/SteamTrainDude • 6d ago

Rule Tweak: Posts must now have the sentence in the title

17 Upvotes

Any Brand New Sentence posts from now on must have the sentence in the title in some form. It just makes things easier to sort, and much easier to check for reposts. It’s a lot less subjective too.

Use this post for any kind of feedback or suggestions, advice, constructive criticism etc for the sub in general.

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/smelltheglue • 8h ago

I Read The Harley Quinn Fart Fetish Comic So You Don't Have to...

1.2k Upvotes

53 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Maxpower2727 • 5h ago

The first buttholes might have been for sperm instead of poop

651 Upvotes

https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-first-buttholes-might-have-been-for-sperm-instead-of-poop/

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/momopeach123 • 15h ago

Pervert who had sex with chickens in his basement while his wife filmed him is jailed for three years

3.6k Upvotes

160 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/cardinarium • 3h ago

Assume that your heart is a garden.

81 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 18h ago

“Pardon me for asking a personal question but were you homeschooled by a pigeon?”

1.0k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/fsidesmith6932 • 2h ago

An after-school orgy

23 Upvotes

My wife likes to stream Little House reruns when she’s cooking. It looks like a great show.

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/twobowlingpins • 40m ago

Text from my mom

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChiefDan209 • 9h ago

Saving a choking Racoon

54 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lucky-Royal-6156 • 23h ago

No one chooses to destroy their body at the feet of rapists in the pencil factory.

591 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hot-Rock-1948 • 9h ago

The uncomfortable truth sometimes needs to be conveyed in the form of sprayed piss in the urinal next to yours.

43 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 21h ago

‘Idiotic’ U.S. YouTuber Arrested for Leaving Diet Coke for Remote Tribe That Killed Last Visitor, Previously Visited Taliban

gentnews.com

381 Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/gators9696 • 1d ago

They girlboss yassified Gilded Age space tourism

576 Upvotes

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/sorayanadiamcdonald.com/post/3llzggzqu7s2p

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LiuDinglue • 18h ago

‘Idiot’ YouTuber Who Risked Extinction Of Isolated Tribe With Diet Coke Stunt Faces 5 Years In Jail

boredpanda.com

189 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/infinitentropy • 3h ago

Fake NYC Doctor's Botched Butt Implant Removal Leaves 31-Year-Old Woman Brain Dead

showbizzed.com

12 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Not_Ice_Axe • 9h ago

I can’t get this chest out of the raccoon’s wife

36 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ralekan • 7h ago

“Auctioning off millennial saint-to-be’s relics is Satan’s work, archbishop says”

20 Upvotes

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/05/europe/auctioning-off-millennial-saint-relics-is-satans-work-archbishop-intl/index.html

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Inserttransfemname • 1d ago

I used to be against necrophilia

2.0k Upvotes

179 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aceofknaves113 • 23h ago

Being a mod is a full time job

292 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kurma-the-Turtle • 1d ago

King Charles plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on a carrot.

1.8k Upvotes

75 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 8h ago

Travis Scott has been gone from the item shop longer than the confederacy lasted.

15 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BlackSelFR • 5h ago

Twink Napoleon

7 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/grundee • 3h ago

England’s Wrestling Church seeks converts with baptisms and body slams

apnews.com

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 10h ago

An AI avatar tried to argue a case before a New York court.

apnews.com

9 Upvotes

4 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
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Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

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You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.