r/mildlypenis • u/Newbootgoofin278 • 3d ago

Spill / Stain I spilled water on the bed.

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389 Upvotes

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u/GuyFromLI747 3d ago

If your penis looks like that , seek medical attention

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u/Connect-Rip-1744 3d ago

Spot on, cause no man's junk should look like an ice cream cone melted.

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u/0hwell_hay-th3re 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Oops, I pissed on my bed accidentally, better turn this into clout."

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u/SFRacing4 3d ago

Waiting for this to turn into the piss baby thread

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u/JelloWise2789 3d ago

Wet dreams

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u/Zealousideal-Web5346 3d ago

Definitely not pee

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u/idkwhyimaloser37 3d ago

Sureeee 😉

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u/Discombobulated_Key3 3d ago

(that's what I was thinking hee hee hee)

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u/Awesomeman235ify 3d ago

Yup...

Juuuuuust water...

Mhmm...

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u/GenRN817 3d ago

That wasn’t water.

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u/VidE27 3d ago

And that’s not a penis

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u/These_Proof_4407 3d ago

That’s balls😃

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u/GenRN817 3d ago

It’s Dikenbaus.

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u/VEX-PEST5023 3d ago

Don't lie you pissed yourself

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u/eyehate 3d ago

Poppy peed on the couch!

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u/That-stinky-punk 3d ago

It’s on mildly penis because it came from one

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u/Saracartwheels123 3d ago

'Spilled water'

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u/Discombobulated_Key3 3d ago

Your pee spot looks more like an ice cream cone to me

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u/Furfnikjj 3d ago

"Water"..."Penis"

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u/im_veev 1d ago

more like.. Penis Water...

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u/Sunkube 3d ago

Mildly ice cream cone

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u/Connect-Rip-1744 3d ago

I think this fits better in r/mildlyladyliberty

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u/ctackins 3d ago

It looks like ice cream to me

1

u/Solintari 3d ago

Cotton candy!

1

u/ghfdghjkhg 3d ago

admit it's piss, pee-boy!

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u/Psychological_Wear85 3d ago

It’s jizz surely??? The circle of life.

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u/Punegune 3d ago

"WATER"

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u/cody_coddus 3d ago

You peepeed

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u/NuNuMcG 3d ago

“From the penis?”

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u/wildcollector 3d ago

Water.. of coooourse

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u/emr830 3d ago

Mildly pointy penis…less mildly balls.

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u/Spare_Fox_3840 3d ago

Not even mildly

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u/Automatic_Ad_679 3d ago

Little pissy boy

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u/Drutay- 3d ago

Brother that's a stalactite

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u/gamerpuppy22 3d ago

You pissed your bed didn’t you

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u/Bean-Collector 3d ago

No that’s the print of your sweaty cock and massive balls, don’t have to lie

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u/Serious-Let5581 3d ago

Yeah, sure

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u/Slither_hither420 3d ago

Brush the crumbs out your bed

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 3d ago

I thought this was in the not interesting sub reddit 😅

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u/Friend_Serious 3d ago

Is this actually water or other fluids! 😈🤭😜

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u/Davo2000 3d ago

From your penis?

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u/Own-Curve-7299 3d ago

You sure that’s water?

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u/queef-o 3d ago

Mildly pee

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u/Hot_Season_886 3d ago

Sure you did...

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u/Astro_Akiyo 3d ago

sings caaan I call you roOose?

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u/Living-Cheek-2273 3d ago

Yeah and I just spilled yogurt

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u/Oulene 3d ago

It looks more like an ice cream cone. lol

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u/that-girly-trans-fem 3d ago

Quit lying man, you pissed the bed

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u/EvilGoblinFairy 3d ago

No you peed in a pee pee shape

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u/BabyFaceFinster1266 3d ago

That looks like a dishonorable discharge.

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u/New_Currency_2590 3d ago

That's a cat. With its back to you

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u/EthanEnglish_ 2d ago

Water you say

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u/MirkoHa 2d ago

…yeh, heard that one before 🙄

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u/ruschka_sa_millian 2d ago

Water.... Sure.... 🙃

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u/General_Purple1649 2d ago

I've seen worst for good and bad reasons.

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u/Civil-Bottle8568 2d ago

Try harder bub

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u/Bugs__Buggy 2d ago

Ok sure.... little piss boy

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u/Interesting_Fun_7652 2d ago

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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u/Lezetu 1d ago

Nah you were sweating down there

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u/Upset_Pie_3657 1d ago

Oops i missed the Kleenex better turn this into internet clout

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u/PaleRider95 1d ago

I see your icepack leaked

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u/Spiffo3069 1d ago

No , u just pissed bro

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u/Square-Tradition7753 1d ago

You peed the bed, didn't you?

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 1d ago

Leaving behind a dick-shaped wet spot? Suuure.

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u/im_veev 1d ago

yeah thats right piss boy

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u/Kingoffroggos 14h ago

OP had an ice pack

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u/Palguim 2h ago

"Oh shit I just peed on my bed better turn this into clout"