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u/Erkebram 1d ago
So I went to my aunt's place to take care of her dogs for a few days and she had a facial roller that also vibrates in the bathroom... I pointed out the fact that she basically had a dildo out in the open and she got really embarrassed.
Like, how can you look at this and be like, yeah it works on the face lol
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u/whocaresaboutmynick 1d ago
I mean why would you point it out though.
Your aunt has a dildo, she forgot to put it away. Does it needs to be said?
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u/Erkebram 1d ago
I was raised by my aunts and grandma. She was little when i was born (we are actually pretty much the same age) and thus became good friends growing up.
We dont have a "formal" relationship, and being raised by women im hella comfortable and open with them, i pointed it out cause it was funny, and it was not a dildo she just never did the connection thats why she got embarrassed, the box literally says "facial roller with vibration" if i found a real dildo i would have still pointed it out and laught about it . At the end of the day is another fun anecdote we share.
Hope you enjoy my short bio lol
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u/emr830 1d ago
Kinda looks like the rocket ship in Austin Powers
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u/nigerjoe828 1d ago
Looks its a giant—!
WANG! PAY ATTENTION!
Lmao
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u/emr830 1d ago
“It has a long smooth shaft, complete with —“
“Two balls!”
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u/Genuine-Farticle 1d ago
"It looks like a huge..."
"PECKER! no thats not a woodpecker, it looks like a..."
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u/topsy-the-elephant 1d ago
I have this one too, and it was sitting out in the living room when my mom came to stay with me for a weekend. She asked why I had a silver penis on the coffee table.
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u/Texas_Storm 1d ago
My husband thought it was some kind of sex toy when he saw it. (I had it out getting ready to use it on my face.) He had a hard time believing it was a facial roller despite me even showing him the box 😆
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u/tetsu-o 1d ago
all jokes aside, does it work? what's its purpose?
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u/Texas_Storm 1d ago
It’s supposed to help your face muscles or something like that to help with fine lines and wrinkles. Not sure if it actually works. I got it with a subscription box I get.
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u/topsy-the-elephant 12h ago
Supposedly it’s good for lymphatic drainage and helping work serums and creams into the skin. Honestly, I just think it feels nice on the face. In the summer I like to pop it in the freezer for a few minutes and then run the cold metal over my skin.
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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 1d ago
Wait what is this supposed to do? The product I mean?
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u/Ok_Drawer7797 1d ago
Says right here on the box that it lifts and firms.
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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 1d ago
By rubbing plastic against your face?!
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u/Texas_Storm 1d ago
It’s supposed to help your face muscles or something like that to help with fine lines and wrinkles. Not sure if it works. It was included in a subscription box I get.
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u/TheEyeofNapoleon 1d ago
I don’t see it at all.
Unrelated: I think I reeeeaaaalllllly need to roll this all over my face…
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u/Dragon_Cearon 1d ago
My sarcastic mental commentary runs something like this:
"Rubbing and rolling that on your face, huh. Sure, honey, sure. Just don't show it to anybody else, OK? They'll get weird ideas. Might even think you're propositioning them to use it on you, you know... Picks it up and rolls it over finger Want a demonstration?"
XD Disclaimer: /j
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u/Dragon_Cearon 1d ago
A roller. For facials.
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u/Thor_Surfinson 1d ago
Wife's gonna FLIP when she sees i wasn't lying about using it as a facial roller
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u/0hwell_hay-th3re 1d ago
The first thing I thought seeing this was to Shove it all the way down your uethra
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u/Medellin-71 1d ago
The trilogy: suck it, insert it and occasionally roll it on your face.