r/mildlypenis • u/Texas_Storm • 5d ago

Everyday Object My Facial Roller

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u/emr830 4d ago

Kinda looks like the rocket ship in Austin Powers

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u/nigerjoe828 4d ago

Looks its a giant—!

WANG! PAY ATTENTION!

Lmao

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u/emr830 4d ago

“It has a long smooth shaft, complete with —“

“Two balls!”

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u/Genuine-Farticle 4d ago

"It looks like a huge..."

"PECKER! no thats not a woodpecker, it looks like a..."

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u/Embarrassed-Town-293 4d ago

Weiner!! Anyone want a weiner…

Hey, that looks like …