r/monkeyspaw • u/gameinggod21 • 3d ago

Fun I wish for 100 girlfriends who really really really really REALLY love me.

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u/Dragons_Den_Studios 3d ago

Granted. They're all mosquitoes and you end up with 100 mosquito bites.

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u/Ko-jo-te 1d ago

Per night, right?

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u/Dragons_Den_Studios 1d ago

Nope, just the once. Mosquitoes aren't known for their longevity.