r/monkeyspaw • u/ghost-of-a-fish • Jul 12 '24
Fun I wish all pedos would disappear
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DominoesFalling321 • Aug 11 '24
Fun I wish every politician to lose 1,000 dollars every time they lied.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AlbineHero • Feb 27 '25
Fun I wish that no man born of woman will be able to kill me.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/EmergencyGarlic2476 • Oct 08 '24
Fun I wish I had a can of Coca Cola that isn’t contaminated, isn’t expired or flat, is contained in the can, that doesn’t cause any suffering, and not cost anything.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Electric_Rhino • Aug 12 '24
Fun I wish all racists would become their most hated race.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/pally123 • Aug 06 '24
Fun I wish Elon Musk’s legal name was actually Elongated Muskrat
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r/monkeyspaw • u/PlantLollmao • Aug 26 '24
Fun I wish the letters G, R, A, N, T, E, D didn't exist.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/gameinggod21 • 2d ago
Fun I wish for 100 girlfriends who really really really really REALLY love me.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DoArByse • Feb 23 '25
Fun I wish all humans ages were mirrored. Ex: if someone is 23 they become 32 etc.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/theBloodCloud • 19d ago
Fun I wish to date a human being of the female gender
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Intelligent-Eye-8989 • Feb 25 '25
Fun I wish for a wife. (girl,real,above 21, loves me, Physically and mentally healthy, human).
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r/monkeyspaw • u/winnebagomafia • Nov 12 '24
Fun I wish that for this Friday, and this Friday alone, Mike Tyson becomes 21 years old again, at his physical prime, and fully believes that Jake Paul slept with his wife.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/lildinkyactivist • Jul 26 '24
Fun I wish i was trapt on a desert island with the hottest babe I’ve ever seen.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/providerofair • Aug 28 '24
Fun I wish women being shirtless wasnt so werid
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Weak-Mission-1599 • Jul 31 '24
Fun i wish for a McDonald’s 10 piece McChicken nuggets and a large French fry please and thank you
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dazzling_Mushroom_53 • Jun 17 '24
Fun I wish for my "sexual organ" to double in size
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r/monkeyspaw • u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl • Nov 01 '24
Fun i wish for 16 beers exactly 16 that aren't poisoned and dont give me hangovers or any bad side effects
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Necessary-Mark-2861 • Sep 13 '24
Fun I wish I never had to see any American politics on reddit again, and for this to not mean my eyes are damaged or removed in any way, and It also not to mean I am disallowed from using technology.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/FreshestFlyest • Jan 06 '25
Fun I wish everyone's wealth was manifested into $1000 bills and then dropped on their head
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r/monkeyspaw • u/SubstantialBother586 • Sep 14 '24
Fun I wish for every blind person to gain vision but only for 10 minutes.
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