The first one finds you after seven days. She is so excited to finally meet you and professes her love then shyly asks if she can hold your hand. You both go out on a lovely date and spend the night at your place.
Two days later the door rings and it's another girlfriend. The first girlfriend looks pissed, but she's bad at confrontation and the second girlfriend doesn't seem to mind. Everywhere you go they are each grabbing your entire arm. They never stop talking about how much they love you, almost like it's a competition. You're starting to lose sleep because they both snuggle against you and won't let you get comfortable.
The next day you wake up in a cold sweat from a nightmare and remember that in your wish you had asked for 100 girlfriends.
You hear the doorbell ring and realize this hell is only just beginning.
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u/razzemmatazz 3d ago
Granted.
The first one finds you after seven days. She is so excited to finally meet you and professes her love then shyly asks if she can hold your hand. You both go out on a lovely date and spend the night at your place.
Two days later the door rings and it's another girlfriend. The first girlfriend looks pissed, but she's bad at confrontation and the second girlfriend doesn't seem to mind. Everywhere you go they are each grabbing your entire arm. They never stop talking about how much they love you, almost like it's a competition. You're starting to lose sleep because they both snuggle against you and won't let you get comfortable.
The next day you wake up in a cold sweat from a nightmare and remember that in your wish you had asked for 100 girlfriends.
You hear the doorbell ring and realize this hell is only just beginning.