I wish for every video game on one universal cartridge/disc

[u/Financial-Tiger-650]

[u/Golem_of_the_Oak]

Granted. E.T., a game based off of a Universal Pictures movie of the same name, rests in its original cartridge form on the ground in front of you. Suddenly, every video game that has ever been made begins to stack on top of the cartridge, until eventually every video game is on one Universal cartridge.

[u/Manufacturer_Ornery → u/Golem_of_the_Oak]

This might be the most creative reply I've seen here yet

[u/Golem_of_the_Oak → u/Manufacturer_Ornery]

That’s why I make the average bucks.

[u/Professional_List236 → u/Golem_of_the_Oak]

I was going to comment an outcome, but will look dumb compared to this.

[u/TheNobleRobot]

Granted! If only you had the universal console that could read it.

[u/Fluffball_Furry]

Granted. You are transported back to 1976 and given the first video game cartridge

[u/dr_bobs]

Granted. Its the size of a building and is too big to use.

[u/CoriSP]

Granted. You have a disc that contains nothing but awful mobile games. Every other game ever made was deleted in a freak electromagnetic storm that wiped the data on every hard drive, cartridge and disc except for the one you have.

You are now in possession of a single disc that contains every video game that currently exists.

[u/PhantomFoxe → u/CoriSP]

Question stands. Is GTA 6 there?

[u/CoriSP → u/PhantomFoxe]

Nope, they're all mobile games

[u/novelaissb → u/CoriSP]

At least you get San Andreas

[u/ill_change_it → u/novelaissb]

"awful mobile games"

[u/novelaissb → u/ill_change_it]

Someone finds that game awful

[u/CoriSP → u/novelaissb]

Nope, not good mobile games or ports of console releases, specifically the really bad, scammy ones that are little more than microtransaction bait.

[u/novelaissb → u/CoriSP]

Angry Birds 2

[u/Plebecide]

Granted. There is no search function

[u/Megagamr]

You are now in possession of a disk with every video game ever released or will ever release. It's a shame it takes up infinite storage space. No computer will ever be able to install the games

[u/LegDayLass]

Granted, the cartridge is the size of the universe.

[u/Temporary-Smell-501]

Granted. However its one of those discs that instead of being able to play from the start: requires it all to be downloaded via the disc instead.

You do not have enough space.

[u/finest_kind77]

Granted. Every game installer is on the disk, and requires DLC to play. There is also unbreakable DRM, no key, and it is in a format that no system can access

[u/Nervous_Ad_6963]

Granted, but its on a 11" inch floppy drive.

[u/captain_ricco1]

Granted. It's just a really big external hard-drive filled with ISOs and roms

Also Nintendo is calling you for something

[u/BiAndShy57]

Granted. I hope you have good lawyers for when Nintendo’s legal department comes knocking on your door

[u/CmdrRogue]

Granted. It’s placed on a DVD

[u/DarthLocutus]

Granted.

Nintendo levies a charge of Piracy at you for every ROM from every one of their systems on the cartridge.

[u/76zzz29]

Granted, it can only be used once

[u/Financial-Tiger-650]

Man all of these are: Nintendo sues you

[u/Fusionsigh]

Granted but you have no way to play it

[u/BussJoy]

Granted. A product featuring algorithms and necessary hardware in cartridge format can generate every game that has been or ever will be. Lead time for one game to load is on the order of decades.

[u/Weak_Variety_1687]

granted, None of the games were downloaded legally and you get arrested for piracy.

[u/Minetendo-Fan]

Granted, it is as expensive as the cost of every video game combined

[u/Financial-Tiger-650 → u/Minetendo-Fan]

I wished for it outright, not being able to buy it, plus with how expensive you made it i can sell it for 1 morbillion dollars

[u/Minetendo-Fan → u/Financial-Tiger-650]

You didn’t wish to possess it though. You only wished that every video game is on one cartridge

[u/Familiar-Web5735 → u/[deleted]]

it could have been worse 

[u/Financial-Tiger-650 → u/Familiar-Web5735]

Coulda been 1fps