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u/Odd_Veterinarian_623 15h ago
Granted. One million Minotaurs have been spawned in random locations.
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u/Guilty_Letter4203 21h ago
Granted. Minotaurs exist but because they do millions of people die weekly because they prey on humans.
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u/HubblePie 20h ago
Granted. You bump into a minotaur at the grocery store, begin chatting, and a relationship begins to blossom. The downside is that she has undiagnosed HIV that you don't find out about until 2 years after your relationship.
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u/nixtracer 20h ago
Read as "she has undiagnosed minotaur" and was wondering how you could possibly miss that 😄
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u/CriticalEntrance2612 2h ago
Granted. You get kidnapped by a psychopath scientist. At first when you enter his secret lab gagged and bound you see paintings of mythical creatures, unicorns, dragons mermaids, harpies, and yes, even a Minotaur. But as you are escorted through the dim and further descending hallways the atmosphere changes as the air is distilled with a mix of chemicals and what can only be described as the dentist office smell. The sounds you hear and the things you see also begin to alter as the sound of silence is replaced with quieted groans and loud air conditioning vents, and the halls begin to adopt sterilized white tiles for their walls and floor. And it was when you finally got used to the smell when you begin to see it. Lying within a glass cell to your right you see it for but a moment. A unicorn napping as though it has been used to the hard floor in its cramped and decrepit cell for years. But isn’t the only one. Next was a Phoenix, then a kitsune, a hydra, a gargoyle, and even a chimera. All of which confined to their cell and yet seemingly content like they knew no other home, that is except for the creatures you begin to witness in the next hallway. First was the mermaid, then a harpy, and a centaur, but while apparently docile they had a strange gleam in their eyes like they longed for a place only seen through their thousand yard stares. Finally the doctor brings you into what looked to be an operating room, and peculiarly there stood a bull in a pen opposite of the operation table. It was at this point when you realized; life did not give this man lemons, rather he made them through a process bereft of any morality or holiness. And he was about to make another…
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u/LexTalionis5222 22h ago
Granted. Minotaurs are real, but only the one that lives in the labyrinth, never to be found by humans.