r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Fun I wish for a cool hat

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u/Crushermakesmemes 20h ago

Granted. You get a hat made of dry ice

7

u/TheLolbitkid224 20h ago

Nice, what kinda shape?

7

u/Crushermakesmemes 20h ago

A cap

3

u/proverbs17-28 18h ago

I wonder if a person wore a dry ice like a hat, if they would suffocate

Co2, I know sinks and saying it's cold, it would also help it sink....and all that cold co2 would be going right over the person's face

You better make a top hat just to be sure

3

u/BIsForBruh 14h ago

Granted. It spawns at the top of your head and it is so cool that you die of hypothermia.

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u/Dock_Ellis45 5h ago

Granted: You think it's cool, but everyone else hates it.

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u/AbsolutlelyRelative 2h ago

Granted, you get mugged for the hat 5 seconds after you go outside.

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u/mrgamepigeon 18h ago

Granted. It’s invisible to everybody whose name starts with A C E G etc

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