r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Fun I wish to solve the trolley problem by pulling the switch when the trolley is on the points and causing it to derail

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u/Crushermakesmemes 17h ago

Granted. It kills all the people inside the trolley

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u/GrimunTheGr8 17h ago

Granted, it derails directly into you, and its volatile cargo explodes, in a blast large enough to kill all 6 people on the tracks.

Alongside this, the cargo was specifically war materials sent to fight an oppressive regime. Without those supplies, the insurgents die out and tyranny claims the nation.

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u/Thick_Perspective_77 17h ago

granted: the train derails, killing everyone tied to the tracks, as well as everyone inside

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u/StrangeCress3325 16h ago

Granted. It crashes into a crowed that was watching in horror

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u/user29092021 16h ago

Granted. Now every time anything on tracks has to defer from it's original rails, it derails- killing everyone and everything on board