r/monkeyspaw • u/newdad88 • Aug 30 '24
Fun I wish the human population was reduced by half
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r/monkeyspaw • u/scotsman_flying • Oct 02 '24
Fun I wish I had an infinite bowl of Mac and cheese that would always stay warm and fresh, and never run out
580
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r/monkeyspaw • u/WerdNerd88 • Feb 03 '25
Fun I wish for a double cheeseburger with no pickles, a large fry and a large coke with no ice
144
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Consciousssss • Jun 21 '24
Fun I wish people could only orgasm through intercourse (no masturbation)
483
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Kill_me_now_0 • Oct 28 '24
Fun I wish for a singular French fry, perfectly made, warm, salted, made of potato, unspoiled, I get to eat it, and it’s tasty. Nothing bad happens to me or anyone/anything else neither.
389
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Endermaster56 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for the average gravitational pull of earth to increase from 9.8 meters per second, to a nice, even 10 meters per second.
382
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Drunk_Redneck • Dec 30 '24
Fun I wish everyone became their reddit username
125
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Sea-Koala1588 • Mar 08 '25
Fun I wish i had metal skin so that showers wouldn’t be necessary
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Shero_Games • 11d ago
Fun I wish for every single modern weapon on Earth to turn to dust (only medieval weapons are allowed but no gunpowder). Every new modern weapon created also turns to dust the moment it becomes functional. Every thing that is not a weapon but can be used as one also turns to dust when used as one.
77
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r/monkeyspaw • u/heyhowsitgoinOCE • Aug 02 '24
Fun I wish everyone in the world would shut the fuck up about left vs right politics for a year
403
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Buhos_En_Pantelones • Nov 23 '24
Fun I wish that people on r/monkeyspaw were required to read the story in order to understand how it works.
571
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DuckDogPig12 • Dec 16 '24
Fun I wish for everyone on earth to fall asleep for exactly one second.
538
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CreativestName69420 • Jun 08 '24
Fun I wish American public schools didn't have to say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning
375
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MonkeySinger24 • Nov 03 '24
Fun I wish for a non-bigoted and physically attractive person within my age range to be non-incestously attracted to my body and mind
287
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r/monkeyspaw • u/anonymauson • May 07 '24
Fun I wish for a $5 footlong from Subway, unconditionally amd instantaneously. Please. 👍
342
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MmanS197 • Feb 19 '25
Fun I wish all weapons owned by any national militaries were teleported to the far side of the moon without anyone knowing where they went.
315
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r/monkeyspaw • u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl • Dec 30 '24
Fun I wish for a free 70 inch plasma screen TV with netflix
131
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r/monkeyspaw • u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl • Jan 10 '25
Fun I wish I lived in the anime universe and I was a cute anime girl
142
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r/monkeyspaw • u/dreamywitchyen • Jun 22 '24
Fun I wish all men would permanently turn into cute guinea pigs
338
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Someonestolemyrat • Aug 14 '24
Fun I wish every time someone was attracted to something their eyes and tongue popped out and they had to scream "AWOOOOOGA"
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r/monkeyspaw • u/brightredhoodie • Oct 31 '24
Fun I wish for a bucket of chicken. That is not rotten, possesed, poisoned, flavorless, inedible in any way scalding hot, filled with tiny needles, and the bucket is a plain old kfc bucket, no spikes so it hurts to hold, or it being a glowing hot metal bucket. I just want some gallus-gallus meat
195
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r/monkeyspaw • u/BenTenInches • Aug 08 '24
Fun I wish I had a beautiful 9 foot tall curvy girlfriend that can lift me up.
285
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ProphetofTables • Oct 27 '24
Fun I wish for a button that, when pressed, gives me blueberry muffins.
374
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